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brilliant ! Dale Evans and David go larrrrrrge

Glad I got my wife’s Evoque serviced last week I could not be arsed to wash it .

He probably has a house full of 100’s of bog rolls

This is what has been sent GOV.UK CORONAVIRUS ALERT New rules in force now: you must stay at home. More info & exemptions at gov.uk/coronavirus Stay at home. Protect the NHS. Save lives.

I can’t believe I am actually thrilled at the thought of the Morrison’s van coming tomorrow

yes I got one

you have got to give it to the proclaimers and their walk today

Stay safe stay positive , happy for the piss to be ripped out of me don’t mind at all .

maybe one in the same lol only kidding

I know so daft

my mistake did not know it was singers , but you know what I mean

And that Dyson twat moving production to India

I don’t do spoons anymore it’s full of alcoholics , floor pissed stained and horsemeat burgers , I will leave the cabbages to furnish his pockets

He is a two faced tosser as well , when it suits and all that .

The army will be on the streets by Friday 0500 , starting on London and certain hotspots. 100%

Boris Johnson - the man who finally ended the dfs sale

you forgot the golf umbrella!

In this situation the society trash will appear , you know the people that have never done a days work in their life and sponged off the tax payer or worked and not paid any tax , they will show and already have showed themselves , bleating absolute shameless parasite scum

Also in Scotland but not where I am

if your in the export market the pound devalued is brilliant news , you instantly become the cheapest , which is good news for my business