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It's the same kind of person who'll walk into a supermarket and scream blue murder at the nearest checkout staff because a ready meal gave them the shits.

Any episode with Charlie's uncle Jack is a belter

I don't know, we've had nearly 10 years of them not giving the slightest shit about public perception

You'd hope to hear more, but if a head of communications is primarily there to convey the voice of the club I suspect she's not the reason we still have absolutely no idea what that voice sounds like.

That jellyfish post is a bit mad.

Stop that!

I always remember the Doyle goal, but that first one's a bit good too isn't it? Holds off the man, turns on a sixpence, straight in the corner. Bosh!

Taking their sweet time to announce it, maybe he's changed his mind having realised McSheffrey's not here any more.

Imagine the swerve if they've just changed their mind and kept Tudgay on.

I don't mind the age so much if he's still been playing every week, less chance of a Stephen Hunt or Darius Henderson where their legs fall off if they break into a jog.

If he's just off playing a full season, I don't mind the age. It's the old rusty players with no fitness that were a waste of time before

Fucking hell, Michael Doyle?

Oh, nice that you can all joke around while the fate of our club's at steak.

Every rumour posted is called bullshit by at least someone, even the ones that end up true. I wouldn't take it personally

Someone at the Telegraph is hurriedly typing up the 'Is there big news today?' headline as we speak

I'd guess their reaction to the suggestions they asked for will be along the lines of 'you didn't want stripes, we picked this template that doesn't have stripes' They're still suggesting it's an actual design, but I'll believe it when I see it. I'd go for a silver away kit though, spaceman styles.

If Bob Dylan went on X Factor he'd never make it to boot camp. Food for thought.

It started a few years before that, 2004-5 kind of time. Danny Devito came in for the second series when whoever the network is wanted a 'name' actor, which worked out perfectly

Probably prevents him making a miraculous recovery and playing somewhere else for the duration.