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If he's a free agent can't we theoretically sign him whenever we want or can you only register players by the end of today?

Conor Thomas must have been raving about it to him

I liked him, despite shitting it every time we tried to be fancy and play the ball around at the back which he seemed to be ringleader of.

Credit to Swindon for the straightforward signing announcement accompanied by photo of player holding up scarf. The classics are still the best.

If he does sign, Mark Robins better have his transfer jumper on for the photo and not the tracksuit he was in earlier for Davies. Respect the traditions.

I bet we've taken German forward Oliver Sossagerohl on trial

Was it Danny White who did the Riquelme one? That's a particular favourite.

Hell of a promise from Simon there.

He'd need to retire before people give up on the idea, and then you're just moving on to him being the next manager instead.

The fact it'll stop everyone banging on about him signing and tweeting ANNOUNCE BAKER is now the only reason I want him to sign.

Doesn't really work, that

It was almost two months since we last signed a former Portsmouth player, Robins must have been waking up in a cold sweat with the withdrawal symptoms.

Sources at The Dell have exclusively confirmed that Virgil Van Dijk's car isn't blacked out, it's actually very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue. Don't buy from Southampton car dealers, they shaft you every time.

Nah, me and Puffy go way back, him and Ma$e used to come round after school to play Subbuteo

If his entourage isn't covering him from prying eyes they've failed him. Puff Daddy knocks around Holbrooks all the time and nobody has a clue it's happening

If it's a blacked out car, how do they know Virgil Van Dijk's in it? MINDS BLOWN

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times

This went well.

Although there have been loads of them in recent times, that was one game I remember in particular feeling we're hopeless. Two Bristol City hammerings at the Ricoh gave me the same too, one was the last few days of Boothroyd and another when Adebola scored for them. Absolute clown college...

That game where we conceded a 2-0 lead over Bury though, I've seen defeats that have hurt less than that