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It's been sacrificed in order to spare Sky TV and the huge profits it generates. James Murdoch apparently has no interest in the future of the newspaper division anyway. And if I was an employee of some of the other newspaper groups I'd be drawing as little attention to the business as...

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed there seems to be a false break before the end of the adverts so that when you fast forward through them, you think they've finished, hit 'play' and then find there are still a few more to go before the programme restarts?

Q: What do you get if you cross a woman from Birmingham with an orangutan? A: An extremely ugly orangutan

Chips Highfield Road or Ricoh?

If you were a man for 24 hours what would you do? :p

It happened to me once in a dream a couple of years ago. As far as I can remember I kept trying to look at my arse in the mirror. Have you ever tried to look at your own arse? It's incredibly difficult!

Why do women insist on washing plates and cutlery when they're going to be used again anyway a few hours later, unless of course you enjoy washing-up?

Great song eh? You were all listening to the song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwXtaahxjls

I know, and so is playing table soccer :)

I'm pretty sure Geoffrey has said all this before so the only reason I can think of that makes it 'newsworthy' again is that he is somehow involved in the Hoffman bid?

First and second, shown as a double-header on Comedy Central with overlapping credit sequence so there's no clear point where the first one ends and the second begins! Search for: Futurama.S06E14.Neutopia.HDTV.XviD-FQM Futurama.S06E15.Benderama.HDTV.XviD-FQM (standard definition) or...

"Cameron"?

Hundreds of women took to the streets of Birmingham today dressed as prostitutes. It had nothing to do with the 'Slutwalk', they were just trying to make a few quid!

My dad's family is deeply involved with PSV (Eindhoven) but they always lose when I watch them so I seldom do. And no, I don't get free tickets to games so it's no use asking me.

Both quotes from Mercia Sound's website. Could anything be funnier than a public slanging match between Brumagem and the Villa?

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+1 She looks better that way.

Cheese Rolling and Dyke Jumping. Anything which involves a lot of physical exertion, I could lie on my arse and watch it all day.