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Shop at the stadium back open from 2pm today, city centre branch still closed for now

I can't find it, but there's another where he's a wrestler and his belt says TRUMP CHAMPION, which suggests he's battered his kids to win it.

Have to say I was both surprised it took a master grifter this long to get into the absolute bollocks of NFTs and was sceptical about how popular they'd be, but his site says SOLD OUT and with world class artwork like this you can really see why

Listen, all of you just shut up and give me £3.99 for a slightly different coloured outfit for your character

There's a point in the Royle Family where all the characters went way too broad. Dave in particular was a bit dippy in the series but by the time he's having a bath with the turkey they've turned him into someone who wouldn't be allowed to cross the road unaccompanied.

Reminds me of Dot from Line of Duty, so I don't trust him

NOT ON YOUR LIFE MY HINDU FRIEND

William Storey's sold energy drinks and jerky to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map.

It's consistent with our transfer criteria Have you played for Chelsea? Ok, how about Brighton?

William Storey doesn't seem like someone who can talk both about people running things, and baths.

I didn't follow them close enough to really understand why they hated him, but in the few weeks he's been here I'm starting to get an idea

Merry Christmas, every one of us

Long sleeve version too so extra deluxe

Simple solution, a director's cut where Egg gets his face smashed in for trying to sneak on his friend's new wife. Have the attack carried out by some Chinese lesbians and then Jeremy Vine can shut the fuck up

The thing I don't like about Sweet Caroline is that it's too universal so the away fans get in on it as well, whereas everything played should exclude them entirely. Neil Diamond can't be too busy to knock up a few versions with alternative lyrics for us Sweeeeeeeeeeeet Caroline Fuck West...

When Play.com turned into some kind of knockoff marketplace I switched to Amazon. Play were part of the glory days of the internet when websites looked shit and you didn't know how many awful thickos there actually were out there.

It's always fun when a player's name matches the team, like John De Wolf at Wolves or Stefan Kuntz for Germany

If we score there's only one goal celebration I'll accept

If you predict doom and gloom for everything you're just more likely to be right with Cov

When you've been in all the dodgy shops in Gosford St and still not seen a can of Rich Energy you've got to be suspicious.