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  1. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    Don't give them a pig either, teach them how to fuck a pig.
  2. dutchman

    Philosophical qustions

    How is it there's been a tunnel from England to France for the past 20 years but you still need a ferry to reach the Isle of Wight?
  3. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    What's the point of a "strong opposition" whose policies are exactly the same as the party they're supposed to be opposing?
  4. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    To the best of my knowledge Cameron himself has never denied the story. If it wasn't true I would think he would be making one great joke out of it rather than avoiding the subject. Cameron has also never explicitly denied taking drugs since becoming a politician, other than a grudging...
  5. dutchman

    Central news

    A drunk leaves a pub in central Birmingham and falls down a manhole cover into New Street Station. He eventually climbs out looking very disheveled and walks back into the pub. He says to the landlord "I don't think much your beer mister but your kid's got a bloody fantastic train set in the...
  6. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    Cameron faces fresh questions over knowledge of Ashcroft tax status http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/sep/21/cameron-faces-fresh-questions-over-knowledge-of-ashcroft-tax-status
  7. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    Still trying to draw attention away from the split in the Tory party eh? :p
  8. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    It's not Corbyn who's lost the backing of the Tory press, it's Cameron :p
  9. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    Corbyn is the least of the Tories' worries right now! :D
  10. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    What relevant is that the Tory party is now split and the knives are out for Cameron.
  11. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    Seems I was right. http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/sep/21/daily-mail-paid-ashcroft-more-than-50000-for-cameron-book Mail may have paid Ashcroft six-figure sum for Cameron book, sources say
  12. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    Corbyn wouldn't touch this subject with a barge pole.
  13. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    Assuming it is just 'innuendo', we don't know yet. It may even be part of a wider plot to oust Cameron.
  14. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    http://www.morleyobserver.co.uk/news/local/piggate-conservative-association-cancels-planned-pig-racing-night-1-7472774
  15. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    If he denies it and a photo (if one exists) does turn up, that's his career finished. So far he hasn't denied it though.
  16. dutchman

    Tory Monopoly

    British Prime Minister and an obscene act with a dead pig's head http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242550/Cameron-pig-bemused-look-face-future-PM-took-outrageous-initiation-ceremony-joining-Oxford-dining-society.html
  17. dutchman

    What's your gripe?

    Queue jumpers, especially the kind who pull out into the wrong lane then try to rejoin the queue further up.
  18. dutchman

    Clubs you just randomly hate

    Liverpool - because their hooligan fans got Coventry kicked out of the UEFA Cup Winner's Cup the only time we ever qualified.
  19. dutchman

    Refugees welcome?

    Was that perhaps only because they'd been in Germany longer?
  20. dutchman

    December Stadium Deadline

    "See this face, does it look bothered?"
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