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Shorter version of the same ceremony. The great thing about it is they do it this way and shake hands at the end instead of shooting at each other:

"If the world was full of identical twins it would still divide into two factions at war with each other" [Jonathan King, circa 1981]

Women's boxing. Not only should not be in the Olympics, should not be allowed anywhere on the planet.:(

This is another 1960s guitar instrumental that did my head in trying to remember the title. I mean there's nothing in the tune to make you think it's called "The Cruel Sea". Great tune, stupid title.

Schrodinger's glass could be either half empty or half full depending on whether his cat's been at it! :D

Suppose Google disappeared, how would anyone survive? :arghh:

You missed out Gamma Ray Burst! :)

Signing on late night TV repeats. It's the only chance I get to watch TV and the picture is often ruined by a signer waving their arms about on the right side of the screen. There was a good reason for it in analogue TV days - most VHS recorders were unable to record Teletext subtitles - but...

Er, you left out the word 'again' Otis! Coventry was a great city once, in my lifetime and for some time before that. I wouldn't have wanted to have grown up anywhere else. So what you should have said was "Always hopeful of Coventry becoming a great city again".

Those woolly hats that look as if there's a pair of pigtails hanging down at the sides. :(

I'd rather be the cox' in the women's eight! :D

Handball is a sport? Do you get sent off if you accidentally kick the ball?

Newsreaders who say "Shroosbury" instead of Shrewsbury or "Sollyhull" instead of Solihull. :(

The best place to live in the UK would be next-door to the best fish & chip shop, wherever that is.:)

They look like tampons in a dish of very stale wee! :D

The rankings don't appear to have been updated since last week? http://www.skybluestalk.co.uk/xfsoccer/matches/league-one-2016-2017.2/ranking?matchday=2

The Metric System, just an excuse to hike prices and make everything look less expensive than it really is.

They smell nice though. There's a tree near me which sheds its needles and they form a carpet on the road which releases its scent when you walk on it. Smells like aftershave. :)

I could if it wasn't already prepacked! :)