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200 channels, and nothing but Gordons falling off bikes

You're shite

Think Dean Kiely put in one of the best goalkeeper performances I ever seen away at Luton once, think we lost 3-1 and he made about 476 worldie saves. He still knocking about?

What if I were to say that Sunak is probably more optimistic that he will still be in no 10 on the 5th July than England fans have of still being in the Euros on 1st July? Has the benefit of being true, at least!

The standard response of the waiter when you ask where your food is in a Coventry Wetherspoons

A keeper who is more effective than a freaking garden gnome!

(First day in training) Adi: This is the ball. This is the penalty spot. Ball, penalty spot

What about Stoke City? NoStokeNoParty

I've got it as Slovakia next; then Italy or Switzerland, then Romania, Turkey, Netherlands or Slovenia for the final

Not going to lie, that's funny as fuck

Looked a pen to me, if onside

No idea why they are going for the "whataboutism"... England have been pure and utter crap so far, and currently getting worse, Southgate and the side deserve every bit of criticism. Coventry City make me anxious, England make me angry!

Still one of the worst penalties I've ever seen given was Preston away Kyle McFadzean: Attempted foul, now honestly, did they ever give someone a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?

Actually a cracking read, that Looks like everyone is pulling in the same direction and King is investing, even if at times it doesn't feel like it from the outside looking in. Exciting times! Agreed. MR created an ethos of "I'll deal with the owners, fans just get behind the players, it's us...

Genuinely read this as "build a big fence around Greta". Was going to say, I know she's a bit annoying but that's a bit extreme

"That's a JHPromise"? Sounds like a used car salesman that tells you the alternator is "supposed to sound like that"...

Have you got any on film? I'll go now...

Football peaked for my brother when we signed David Bell, all because of a game save he once had on Championship Manager

Let's focus on the positives, eh?