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I see Spurs tried to compete with our record of quickest fuck up of the round

Not going to lie, as the header came over to Nunez I said "oh, they've got it", thinking it was going to be a tap in. Fair fucks to Plymouth, they deserved it. Great result.

9? Really?

Absolute stonewaller, to be fair

It's not been great, even passively watching. Think one of the few times I looked up was when I thought Plymouth were playing a guy called "poo hatch" on the left.

Definitely not a given, they are one of the form sides in the league, but hopefully we can get back to winning ways, especially as we are at home. Reckon the side will be; Dovin MvE Lati Thomas Kitching Dasilva Grimes Torp Rudoni BTA Simms Whilst Allen has performed admirably recently, I think...

In fairness, the temporary pedestrian access for the Blue Ribbon roundabout on the A444 changes week by week. Can't wait to see which way I am going on Tuesday evening!

I hope I do not come off bitter when I say I was not impressed with Ipswich at all and we gifted three of the four goals to them via braindead errors. First from Allen, second no specific error but we let him inside very easily (and that is literally all Jack Clarke does, well, besides falling...

You're not. I packed him randomly the other day, albeit only a day or two after he had transferred to us, and was still showing as Swansea. Shouldn't have an impact on chem, but obviously it's annoying visually.

Can't argue with that, I guess...

I hear they tried to add Coventry City to the database but we’re too huge, it kept crashing.

I hope we never play the Heartbeat theme tune again. I know it's BTA's chant, but I felt my soul leave my body when I heard it...

Also, does anyone know if Jayden Bogle has some terrible communicable disease? We seemed petrified to get close to him!

Not long back from the game. Leeds are far and away the best team in the division, no doubt, but what do you expect when you get a fuck ton of money from subsidised failure payments (sorry, I detest parachute payments) Very poor for both goals, but Leeds could and should have had more, coupled...

The police to cone ratio must be five in one in favour of the police!

Have we been quite “cone light” for warm ups all season? I remember the other season when Blackburn had almost their entire half of the pitch being littered with cones…

I have always found games suit us when the opposition is a bit more open to attacking us, which I expect Leeds will. At least during MR's era, of which there will still be remnants of at this stage of Lampard's reign, we struggled when teams sat in. That being said, this is the real acid test...

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Knowing our luck, we'll finally be promoted circa 2154 and there will no longer be parachute payments Worse still, we'll be dead.......(cough)