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I didn’t want a player name, and my son (he’s 6), probably isn’t going to get assigned an official squad number this season.

I’m not usually one to moan but the club shop is a joke at the minute. No shirt personalisation available until next week, and as far as I can tell that’s not been mentioned anywhere so I plod up from fucking Devon because they don’t do personalised shirts online only to pay £90 for a kids kit I...

So is he signing or what? If not, can someone rename this thread to ‘Literally every player except Callum Doyle including Tom Cannon for some reason’.

I did just spot Lamine Yamal on the Radford Rd, assume he must be off for his medical.

304 pages. Do we get to 350 before the season starts? We might need another Udogie-style rumour to get us there.

Rushworth is going to be quite good isn’t he?

Smells a bit gammony in here.

I have a feeling Jake Bidwell will be leaving tomorrow. Derby or Huddersfield, perhaps.

You’re a knob.

“Viktor, how does it feel to finally get it over the line and what’s the welcome been like from the lads?”

Looks likes they’ve had Sky blue Sam working the lettering machine again.

And here I was thinking the transfer chat was boring. Fuck me.

I’m told that the club have slowed the process down so that the social media guy can still ask him how good it feels to finally get it done and what the welcome has been like from the lads.

Does he live in one of those Tudor cottages in town?

You aren’t, but you aren’t a professional footballer player, coach, or manager. You shouldn’t judge actual professionals by your very much amateur standards.

Busy week?

The kind of nonsense being posted on here is exactly why they didn’t want fans in Portugal, and are playing behind closed doors. If people think we’re better off playing Leamington and Bedworth and learning nothing than we are playing Monaco and getting handed a good lesson then there’s no hope...

I TAKE IT BACK KING OUT. 0-4.

Wonder if Monaco fancy loaning us some of their squad players - Minamino, Fati and Pogba would do.

Wilson is in goal, not Bell.