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  1. Malaka

    crap joke thread

    Got a new girlfriend. I helped her move into another flat and saw that she had a police uniform, a nurse uniform and a french maid outfit. I'm having second thoughts about her, seems she can't be trusted to hold a job down
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    Coventry City 2018/19

    I dont think that there is that much difference between League 1 and 2. I think we will be challenging for promotion
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    Conor Chaplin - Signing Confirmed (Finally!)

    Has he signed yet?
  4. Malaka

    crap joke thread

    I got into a sword fight the other day. He sliced off my arms. legs and torso. So I quit while I was a head
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    Momentum and optimism... gone?

    I still think we will be challenging for promotion this season. I would rather Robins wait for the right people than recruit for the sake of it.
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    Conor Chaplin - Signing Confirmed (Finally!)

    No, where did I say he was scared? Portsmouth is all he has ever known, got a huge support network there and does not want to be the one who instigates the move by saying I am unhappy etc. You know a bit like Maddison. We all knew he wanted to go but I don't recall him coming out and saying it...
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    Conor Chaplin - Signing Confirmed (Finally!)

    Portsmouth is all he has ever known, probably doesn't want to piss people off
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    Conor Chaplin - Signing Confirmed (Finally!)

    Chaplin wants to come to us but his hands are tied. Needs a new start, and regular football. Been told he is a great lad with bags of potential, a hard trainer and is either outstanding or goes missing. Hopefully that will come with regular games. Always starts pre-season on fire but then goes...
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    Coventry slang/dialect

    Crying
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    Coventry slang/dialect

    Ba-bee
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    Coventry slang/dialect

    Blahtin
  12. Malaka

    crap joke thread

    i was in the pub and there was a band on called The Duvet's. They were ok but they only did covers
  13. Malaka

    crap joke thread

    I got a job in a circus as a human cannonball. I only lasted a day, I got fired yesterday
  14. Malaka

    crap joke thread

    i went to my mates funeral today. he was tragically killed playing tennis when a ball hit him between the eyes. it was a lovely service though
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    odd ways your car has been damaged

    Someone shot a pheasant that crashed into my parked car. £300 worth of damage
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    Favourite Intro's To Songs ?

    Children of the Grave: Black Sabbath Davidian: Machinehead Rainin Blood: Slayer The Trooper: Iron Maiden One: Metallica
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    Checkatrade Trophy Group

    Wembley is now boring:shamefullyembarrased:
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    Unpatriotic English People

    What people fail to understand is that Rugby fans are happy to watch a game. Anyone who has attended a Rugby match will often find neutrals who just want to see a good game. On a personal level, I support Coventry City and given the choice I would prefer a successful Coventry City rather than...
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    Which car would you go for * buying a new car*

    Merc or change to Audi A4. TT's are a woman's car
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