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I’ve had run ins with nosey parkers when my dog is squatting to get one out, but she’s been constipated and hasn’t actually done anything. And they’ve yelled at me for not picking it (nothing) up. I’ve told one person to follow me and watch, because they can inspect the shit and see there’s...

It does anger me that sometimes I’m stood there trying to pick up the runniest, shittiest shit my dog sometimes does as best I can. And then you get people who don’t bother at all, regardless of form.

Heard I’m quite popular in that circle

Why are people so weird? The guy is eating his dinner. Oooh I’ve gotta record him for likes.

Just seems like a silly little trend to have a membership now. Pretty much nothing in there is cheaper than your normal supermarkets, I don’t get people’s obsession with the place.

?! Fucking behave.

Needs some meat on her bones!

Because people wouldn’t cope without an “edgy” video.

Double negative. So everyone knows something.

Can’t touch this. Stop!… Matty Grimes.

Obviously do, Mr Naturally Disgruntled. It’s text on a screen though. It’s not always easy to tell, especially when this site is full of dumb takes. Next.

Really?

Press conference about the accident. He barely spoke about it, more point scoring against previous governments. What a pleb.

They can both lose now, fuck them

Couldn’t give a toss about the old firm thing. But it pleases me to think of the weird Celtic contingent of Cov fans seething. It’d be the same if it was Rangers.

Why does the UCL theme give me goosebumps? I’d collapse if it was Cov.

Don’t knock it, I say. Not as good as your sack being pinned to the floor by a stiletto though.

Little old Coventry. People probably scoffed when Brighton, Forest, Bournemouth, Brentford, and ironically, I suppose Swansea slowly waded through the leagues under the radar pinching other teams best players.

Seems some can’t cope with the time between rumour and confirmation. Are they this impatient over the important things in life?

Would be happier if we’re not bothering with Thomas. I don’t think he’s good enough. At all.