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  1. Esoterica

    Mike Ashley Takeover …Ready and Waiting

    You should put that at the end of every post :p
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    Mike Ashley Takeover …Ready and Waiting

    I don't even believe it's a Newcastle fan. Will just be another Boosh/troll account.
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    Arena dilapidation costs - £12.9m over next 3 years

    Ignore me, thought it meant Fuchsias.
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    Arena dilapidation costs - £12.9m over next 3 years

    Fascia’s would be a complete waste of money when there’s so much stuff to do there. Football fans aren’t going to be bothered by a few shrubs around the place.
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    Recommend a beer

    750ml bottle. 500ml glass. Just an odd angle I guess! Beers here are measured in Balling scale, something to do with dissolved sugars. An 11% beer would equate to around 4.5% alcohol
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    Recommend a beer

    My favourite Czech beer over the last year or so. Delicious.
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    Why the fuck were Hoffman and Storey there?

    Badly worded. My guess is that Ashley has already made enquiries through Hoffman, that SISU found derisory. He won’t have offered much for a club with as much debt as we have, even if it’s paper debt. SISU have conveniently cleared that through the King ‘takeover’, adding significant value to...
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    Why the fuck were Hoffman and Storey there?

    I’ll bet he is the broker of the deal between SISU and Ashley. That way what we were told about no contact between Joy and Mike is true if it’s all being done through him.
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    Mike Ashley Takeover …Ready and Waiting

    I don't think it will ever get to the point King takes over. Think this is just a thinly disguised method to flush Ashley out on SISUs own terms. It's Joy through a megaphone shouting 'Hey Mike we're selling 85% of the club NOW, better get your wallet back out quick!' What that figure is...
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    Mike Ashley Takeover …Ready and Waiting

    I just hope this Doug King charade is a way to push the price of the club up somehow. e.g. Ashley only offered SISU a quid because it's 60 million in debt so they found a way to write it off and say ok, it's debt free now. You can have 85% of a 'debt free' club for 20 million but we're retaining...
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    Doug King Takeover

    Not had enough coffee yet today, and read that as CCFC dildo. Thought it was a new range in the club shop and tied in neatly with the rumours on it being a Happy Sky Blue Christmas!
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    Doug King Takeover

    Me reading this 12 hours later knowing I've got another 25 pages to get through to catch up
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    Can we do a Forest

    Just checked back on the league 1 winning results. Only 4 of the 18 wins were by more than a single goal. That's shocked me as it felt so comfortable!
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    Can we do a Forest

    Think we have to hit the ground running again after the break, deal with the Reading game with no Fadz and then hope for the best in the January window. Also started feeling a bit like the L1 winning season to me too before the break. We'd gone from scraping wins to looking very confident and...
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    Wasps going into admin & the impact on CCFC

    I suspect Mike Ashley, with the carrots, in the dining room fireplace.
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    Hamer and Sheaf

    A progressive pass is also different depending on what part of the pitch you are in, so is therefore also influenced by role in the team and the team's style of play: A pass is considered progressive if the distance between the starting point and the next touch is: at least 30 meters closer to...
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    Hamer and Sheaf

    Clint is famous for pissing by ze bonk.
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    Hamer and Sheaf

    Jamie Allen has been very vocal in his criticism of the council recently. He was arrested last week for hiding in a shoe box outside the council house and throwing quail eggs at anyone leaving. I think that explains a lot.
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    Hamer and Sheaf

    It's a bit of a perfect storm for Allen currently, in that the players around him very much compliment his style of play. He has 3 main strengths: 1. His pressing out of possession 2. Pulling the opposition out of shape by getting into half spaces 3. Making runs beyond the striker and into the...
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