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  1. Esoterica

    Match Thread ⚽️ Burnley vs Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Jan

    Not sure we have a player in our squad, bar Fadz, who can head a ball more than 10 metres
  2. Esoterica

    Match Thread ⚽️ Burnley vs Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Jan

    Still think it’s 4-4-2/4-4-1-1 out of possession and then Allen pushing up to make it a front 3 when we have the ball
  3. Esoterica

    Match Thread ⚽️ Burnley vs Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Jan

    Having wide players higher up the pitch is making a big difference to our build up play. Burnley are pretty stretched because of it and Hamer and Sheaf have the quality to hold the midfield in a 2
  4. Esoterica

    Match Thread ⚽️ Burnley vs Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 14th Jan

    I thought it was 4-4-2 out of possession and 4-3-3 with the ball but it looks all over the place to me.
  5. Esoterica

    Waghorn to hudds

    Desperation to score for the 2nd part I think
  6. Esoterica

    Waghorn to hudds

    How many consecutive games has he started since this time last year? His control and awareness look fine to me, he doesn’t look sharp around the box and he looks like a player that needs a run of 10 games somewhere. Lack of goals clearly affecting him also judging by his penalty celebration. If...
  7. Esoterica

    Attack & Defence Effectiveness

    The Trebuchet wasn’t used until the 12th century you fucking idiot 🙂
  8. Esoterica

    Attack & Defence Effectiveness

    I should think Gyokeres contributes significantly to the energetically wasteful stat all by himself. Carried the team at time this season but could also have easily scored 20 goals already.
  9. Esoterica

    Coronavirus Thread (Off Topic, Politics)

    Statins are virtually useless in preventing heart attacks. Cholesterol is used by the body to repair itself and Statins, by lowering 'bad' cholesterol, have the side effect of stopping the body getting the 'good' cholesterol to where it's actually needed, like the brain or damaged arteries. High...
  10. Esoterica

    Transfer Rumour Outgoings?

    You need a strong spine in your side and Big Mike's must be as strong as they get.
  11. Esoterica

    Transfer Rumour Outgoings?

    Have to believe Robins thinks he’s got someone lined up for very early next week to let Waghorn go today.
  12. Esoterica

    Transfer Rumour Outgoings?

    Who is on your bench for tomorrow?
  13. Esoterica

    Transfer Rumour Outgoings?

    PL clubs are littered with young pacey wingbacks who love to attack. Signing the type of centre back we need is going to be really tough though. We need an experienced leader not another promising 20 year old, someone who will stick their head on anything, control the back line but can pass the...
  14. Esoterica

    Josh Eccles New Contract

    Wonder if this one was putting down to 'growing pains' too? :D Steven Gerrard Reveals How He Once Injured His Penis During a Match Liverpool legend Steven Gerrard has told of how he cut open his penis in an FA Cup match against Bournemouth last year. "The magic of the FA Cup was bloodied on the...
  15. Esoterica

    Doug King Takeover

    We won't be laughing so hard when Doug installs his mad shaving-pun brother as chairman!
  16. Esoterica

    Transfer Rumour Josh Wilson-Esbrand

    Could MR be planning to use Bidwell in the back 3 for his experience while Fadz is out?. With this guy being left sided, I think we'll keep Dabo as back up to Norton-Cuffy and maybe a loan for Burroughs.
  17. Esoterica

    Transfer Rumour Josh Wilson-Esbrand

    Think it's just SISU trying to make the squad look bigger than it really is with all these double-barrelled player names. It looks like we have a full bench right there: Brooke Norton-Cuffy Josh Wilson-Esbrand
  18. Esoterica

    Doug King Takeover

    I think Rich Energy is just cold Bovril anyway. :)
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