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My mate is on holiday in Egypt and they are 2 hours ahead of us, and the hotel hes in has live football, so when the game finishes over there, it will still be 11.45 here, so he's going to text me the score, and I'll still have time to put a bet on !!!

Only if we play 1 striker.

Fuck me we must be desperate if his golfing buddy is in the squad.

Maybe his balls have bounced off your mums back door 😱

Do you capitalise the v in Van

Would make a change for someone to pull YOUR pisser.

Smart arse

That means nothing though. We need signatures on legal documents.

Not so good on the roads though.

Won't that be Sakamoto, I can't see him getting a run out at RWB now we've signed Van Ewijk, and if we play with 2 up front, the 3 places in midfield will be Hamer, Sheaf and Palmer.

Tell that to @itsabuzzard

So an American company is now the regulatory arbitrator of the King's English is it? Haven't the Americans bastardised our beautiful language enough already?

You shouldn't start a new sentence with "and" and you should never capitalise the "a" in and. Perhaps the addition of a comma after "inbred" followed by the continuation of the same line "and your Leicester scum. Would be more appropriate.

What crazy times we live through when even the most offensive terrace chants have to be proof read to make sure they are grammatically correct.

Christ, did Panzo run over your cat or something?

Why Simms and Wright? Why not Godden and Wright? Simms was shite against Exeter, and MR suggested he needs to up his work rate. Puts tin hat on!

Exactly, plus, he'll be far busier at Stoke.

Bullet dodged.

I'm sorry to tell you, but Princess Diana has died.

Waiting for the football league/FA /dept for work and pensions to approve his registration and eligibility to work in the UK perhaps?