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What's the crack with these coaches? Are they like the ones that used to go from the Lion where they take you somewhere in plenty of time to have a few scoops beforehand?

The whole trip is pretty hazy but yes I seem to remeber a British pub right opposite the beach, quite a narrowish pub that went quite far back? Remember not being able to eat a breakie in there. Spent a bit of time in a boozer called the Queen Vic as well if my memory serves me right.

A success without a shadow of a doubt. Finishing 18th last year and then losing Westwood, Gunnar and King and only bringing in two keepers. Then losing Turner and selling Juke with only McDonald being brought in on a permanent deal, having no money, having players not being fit enough (or...

I was on a Stag Do in Llorett de Mar. Woke up the Saturday feeling rough as arseholes after a heavy day on it only for my mate to crack open a bottle of voddy straight away that 3 of us had finished by 1 o'clock. Remember sitting in a boozer thinking we were getting relegated but then remember...

I like your style, although you are ripping off your fellow Cov fans, swing it back round to the "we're all in it together" routine. Taps his nose.

Come again?

So say, as an example, that you did share the same ideals as the EDL, who have only been around a few years, would this make you feel more English than British? Even though they have their own subsidiaries such as the Welsh Defence League etc. so it isn't solely an English movement, same...

Never played it, always wanted to. Maybe this summer.

You often go Morris Dancing at weekends then do you?

Well for me Nationality is where you are born, where you are brought up and how you are brought up (e.g. by Scottish parents etc.) and has absolutely no bearing as to whether you support, or don't support, any particular parties such as the one's you have mentioned. Interesting.

Just out of interest why does this have any bearing on what Nationality you class yourself as?

Without trying to do it left handed, with crayons, after half a bottle of sambuca I don't reckon I've got a chance. ;)

Maybe an incorrect childs spreadsheet could cheer us all up?

What he said.

Pretty underwhelming.

Henry's? Played rugby with Goode for a good few years. Game little fucker remember him having a fight with another player from Barker Butts who was a bit of a nutter and was a couple of years older than us on the back of the coach on the way back from an away game. Good little tear up and the...

I was feeling a bit down so I tied some balloons to a bottle of whiskey. Certainly lifted my spirits.

I had an argument with the missus earlier so I picked up the washing machine and threw it at her. Bosch

I'm only on the wind up anyway pal. Like you I'm bored senseless, fortunately for me (kind of) I've got a shit temporary job that lets me sit on the net all day whilst getting paid for it.

Scroobius what with this and your masterpiece for your 200th post I'd seriously think about getting a hobby. Here to help.