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It's a small village not a million miles from the long mynd.

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You're absolutely hilarious as usual. If it's in German no one really cares.

"you dirty Arab" When I'd come home a bit mucky from climbing trees etc. "You little tinker " If someone's been a bit naughty. Both classed as not very pc these days but nothing is . I still say the tinker one all the time.

People who want to overtake you and sit right up your arse half way over the white line ready for a gap in the oncoming traffic but really want you to drive faster, or so it feels .

You beat me to it. My dad would say " into the middle of next week." He was more specific about exactly when . He also would say around the dinner table " Eat that, it'll put hairs on your chest. " I didn't want any hairs. I was about 9 at the time.

We are going to go to war. No you're not. Oh alright then .

But I don't just make things up to tell the world what a great life I have. You, on the other hand , are the best in the business.

You do realise that you're just setting yourself up for laughs. I mean, have you read this back ?

That's great.

Have you ?

HAHAHAHA. Absolutely the best statement of fact ever. You get a like for that .

What's all this about good looking blokes as well as good looking girls ? You are a dirty dog, as my mum would say.

Hahah. Did the dirty old man forget his beloved Germany were past masters at invasion? His mind is on other things perhaps.

On a much more important note, how do you pronounce Bapaga? Emphasis on the B or the p ?

Nick , he's given you a like. You need to be very, very careful.

If I trapped my finger and got a blood blister it was always a " black man's pinch" Very p.c.

Get your bloody trousers in the wash before they stand up by themselves.

"Sunday night: get upstairs, get a bath."

Eat all your dinner. There are people starving in Africa.