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@tisza is a past master if i remember correctly. but he's isolated in Hungary these days, so may not make it!

For pet lovers and sport lovers, there may be SOMEONE who hasn't seen this piece of genius from Andrew Cotter

Talking to the supplier today, the hens can't lay fast enough , the bloke can't collect them fast enough, and he can't box them up fast enough to keep up with demand. He says the roads are quiet though!

We're very lucky to live in the Vale of Evesham, where we're surrounded by growers, market gardeners, industrial-scale glasshouses, etc. We have a company in the village (Vale Fresco - a number of other sites around Stratford too) who delivered to my door a random selection of veg and salads...

Too much weight given to housing applications to get a stadium here, i'm afraid. Even if the council didn't hate SISU!

Didn't we suggest that here about a week ago?! SBT ahead of the game as usual!

Hurrah - our village shop has had their egg delivery! Phew - we were down to our last two!

Do you mean instead of the housing, or on the grassy bit?

If i need to go to work as part of an emergency response (i'm in health & safety), i have to fill in an application to our Major Incident Team and print off a travel permit saying i'm an essential worker in case i get stopped - thinking is that road blocks may not be too far away.

Meteorologist might be stretching it a bit - she presents the weather, and sometimes reads the news too. Something a bit dirty about her, i suspect - but she has a very shiny forehead!

My money's on a cavalier x Jack Russell. Lovely looking animal!

Chillin' but about to savage you if you rub his belly, I'll bet!

My missus says Google Meets* is a good platform for a bigger group, as you can see everyone at once. You do need a Google account though. * that may be the local butcher

Reminds me of Rhod Gilbert's gag about him needing to maintain phone silence when flying into Afghanistan to entertain the troops. His Mum (who can talk for Wales) rings him, and he said "If the Taliban were listening, they'd hang up before she does!"

Too bad, FM. Hope you recover quickly. Funny thing is they said a banging headache was less associated with Covid-19 and more likely to be flu or a cold - which are obviously still around, let's not forget. Is that another bit of advice to ignore? They are still very much saying if you haven't...

This is Eddie, in "Tickle my tum and i'll 'ave ya" mode. Been with us a year, since two days before Mrs OSB went into hospital for major abdominal surgery. The thinking was that he'd be company for her during her convalescence, but it turned out that he was MY companion due to her being in...

Exactamundo!! (God, how Eighties does that sound?!)

Well as she's 16, if she needs any other entertainment ...!!!

Whatever happened to the hospital laundry for uniforms - cut, as @shmmeee says. But it's wrong, and puts people's health at risk.

Interesting names too!