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A shaving sponsor in close proximity to the arsecrack is either terrible or brilliant marketing, can't decide which

BBC reporting Villa have a buy back. Multi club ownership is against the rules isn't it? No idea how he has 3 clubs willing to pay £18m for him, seems very very steep.

And the crowd goes mild

We’re not. The club said they were changing the structure. This rumour is purely Turner being stuck in 2006 and struggling to get his head around it.

He’s foreign, thought you’d be all over it

How can Maatsen be one of his when he joined Chelsea after Adi left?

Overrated and he wasn’t great with his feet I want a young keeper.

that was the best bit! I'm convinced Johnson sexually propositioned her in that text which is why she wouldn't read it out.

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lol but the point is anyone signing him would be unlikely to get significant resale value.

That first home concept looks like a fart wafting up from your nether regions

Nah I think he is probably at the peak of his value right now. He’ll do well to replicate last season’s form and will be 27 next summer.

And how exactly would that work? (Clue: it wouldn’t)

I suspect the main tactical changes we might see are a flatter midfield 3 rather than a triangle and potentially 442/424 in certain situations.

I’m not sure I can see a 3421/5221 working tbh Kane needs runners beyond him. A front 3 of him, Foden and Bellingham will all just trip over each other. Bellingham isn’t actually playing that well, think he’s hampered by injury. And our left side of he defence will be dodgy at best.

He looked like a deer in headlights. Can’t see the hype after that.

Who’s the sponsor then lads

Who’s hiding somewhere with a zoom lens then