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My missus said ‘it’s only a game’... Thanks luv, that’s a load off then.

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Sometime in the 80’s I once sat next to an obese bloke on the Harry Shaw coach. I got half a fucking seat. I could deal with the numb arse but the smell of his skin-flap cheese haunts me to this day. It would have to be all the way to and from Ayesome fucking Park too.

Mustard stain m8 ?

I mean, if it was a nearly empty plastic bottle of ketchup I’d understand. But a sachet... ffs. The clumsy six fingered tosser.

A Spurs fan spilled ketchup on my shirt once. The bastard was trying to rip open one of those little sachets and got all out of shape. The fucker never got banned either m8. Unbelievable

I agree on the positioning of the fans...not smart, but forfucksake m8. If someone possesses zero sense of self control that they’d intentionally throw a dangerous projectile in to a crowd containing women and children? They’re a complete c-unit. And one that should be banned and charged.

In summary; If you throw missiles at the game, you’re a gradeAcunt

The art of ‘Not Being Seen’. This is Mrs. B.J. Smegma, of 13, The Crescent, Belmont. She is also a Wasps/Council lobbyist. Can you guess where she is ?

Who pissed in your Horlicks m8 ?

U the pilot m8 ?

Measure the Snook m8. They’ll put you in the lecky chair for fishing them too young.

Not Nick m8

Naples is decent. Walk the pier. If you’re lucky you’ll see Manta Rays and Sea Turtles. It’ll help to bring your blood pressure down when we toss the game in the toilet m8

Top drawer put-down m8

Good luck with that m8

Nick 50p lighter

It’s Cov innit