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Own goals don’t count for first goal scorer.

I just couldn’t buy in to the whole Begbie the successful artist in America story line. Just didn’t sit right and, dare I say, a bit far fetched.

I wouldn’t bother with the Blade Artist, it’s probably his poorest book IMO. If you haven’t read any of his others I would recommend Porno, Glue, Filth or Maribou Stork Nightmares to start with.

Slow motion in porn. Usually some bird taking a load to the face.

You have to make Price favourite but yeah could go anyway! Been a cracking tournament so far!

Stoke Ordermore 👀

New Years Day, when the boozers are open, is one of the best days drinking of the year so I am going to carry on that tradition today and try and drink every bit of alcohol I have in the house but then after that I’m gonna have a bit of time off. Contemplating not drinking till the pubs are...

Make sure it’s from Basement Browns! Just picked up a curry from the New Horseshoe (the best curry house in Cov) and just smashing it with my first beer. I’m then going to drink myself into oblivion and bid ye farewell to this thoroughly shit year!

Candles. And women’s obsession with them.

Gazza

Anyone else think that Daz’s Nephews we’re going to be like 7 and 8? 🤣

I can’t get over it. 12ft wall.

A girl I was at school with had this played at her funeral (was the first funeral I’d ever been to) after she was killed in a car crash by some c**t who was trying to show off whilst she was in the back. She was only 15. Anyway Merry Christmas.

Do you know who’s a dark horse? Black Beauty.

I’ll whore myself out to any Stag Do going so you’re on!! 😎 {Quickly Google’s whether a visa is needed for the ‘Dorm}

Definitely and UHCW’s is also now all set up and ready to go which should hopefully speed up the roll out of the vaccination process around here and especially if as predicted the AZ/Oxford one gets its approval by the end of the year. It does seem thoroughly shit at the moment and I think...

The greedy fucker will want a substantial meal with his glass of sherry!!

I hear 400 people went for a lateral flow test yesterday morning in Cov and 11 tested positive despite being asymptomatic. You can see how this thing could absolutely rip around the UK even further following the Christmas bubbles! Surely has to be another national lockdown in January?

Waking up every morning with my back killing me. Think I need a new bed.

Let’s hope it will soon be over.