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I prefer to call it a penis to be honest.

Nice to see Wright getting a run-out ahead of time.

It would if you said the keeper is not allowed to stand up for the corner and has to jump for the ball from a kneeling position.

Yeah. Loved Day Of The Jackal, but thought the ending was very weak. Without giving much at all away, the decision making by certain parties was daft at best.

Never quite understood that. If we say "Old lady" you think of someone very old and maybe a bit frail. But if you say "My old lady," she could be only 26. My old lady is all ages, as long as it's your wife or female partner, they are "my old lady." 🤷

This all sounds a bit too close to Pizzagate in the US, where the Democrats were eating dead babies. What's the worst though I wonder, eating dead babies, or wanking off a dog? Or wanking off a dog, whilst eating dead babies. 🤷 Funny how someone mentioned "anonymous." Shorten that and you...

Bloody hell. With the theme of this thread, it's taken its toll on me, because I could have sworn blind that you said "Fist O'Hare" rather than "first."

He's a worse shot than I thought then

Or one of Grendel, with his butler carrying out the duty for him.

Jane Fonda Workout?

And a full horse too by the sounds of things

I would have thought that if you were having sex with a horse, the last thing you should be doing is filming it. Surely it's a very clandestine, secret event that you wouldn't want to anyone to know about. The lengths some people go to.

I wonder if it was a 6 hoofed horse

Come again?

Well yeah, but not sure you can get the clap from wanking a dog.

A male one I think.

I reckon it's a mix up. It was a carvery at the CBS and O'Hare went as a guest and when he lined up and got to the vegetable section, they asked him if he wanted a bit of cauli.

More to the point, what has the dog done to deserve that?

Better still, make them wear one of these...

How would that work? Keeper: It's really painful there (points at his foot) Assessor: No, It's not. I don't believe you. Or just say it's your back. GP's can do nothing about it, so neither will an assessor. Anyway, I have the best idea. When a keeper goes down, attend to him, give him a...