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Mad, innit. Why can't we just bask?

14 points clear of the relegation places. Time now to set the bar and aim at the places above us

Yeah, I had the same thing. Doctors can prescribe something for that though. Good luck. 🤞

Did you put a ticket on my car last Tuesday, around 11am, outside the back of Poundland in town? 🤔

Yeah. I had already decided he would not be playing tomorrow. He was at Swansea for 10 years, so it would have all felt very weird for the player himself and for the club. Commonsense really for him not to feature.

Yeah. If you had said that a couple of months ago you would have been laughed out of court.

Little whisper in your ear before you turn up. He cheats.

Andrew Tate?

Not at all. He gets enough nasty comments about him from within his own family, so he's well used to it.

Mars bars will never taste the same again.

That's okay. He can just go back to his laptop. Oh, that's right, he was never off it anyway..

I just had to look that up. So, it does actually exist, but the restaurant said they no longer do pandas through lack of supply. They have now switched to snub nosed monkeys.

Yeah. That's exactly what I said. Thanks for quoting me word for word. 😂😂

I don't believe that for a single second. You have obviously made up the "Sichuan" mountains. At least come up with a real place.

Yeah, but in my defence, at least I am human.

Maybe because some people have never heard of it.

Not just you, Pete. Not by a long chalk.

Yeah, but what were you like for accurate passing from the back?

Is it just loads of roadworks going on? I moved from Maidstone to Folkestone and Maidstone was an absolute nightmare. They built the system so everyone has to go through town and you just ground to a halt trying to get anywhere Folkestone is so much quieter.

Where were going from and too? Just interested to know where you are hitting the traffic. I am out of the loop these days.