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My wife’s having the time of her life , she’s not talking to me , I will get over it ….. need to find a bar with the footy on 🍻

An empty I think it’s called 🥳

Have you tried a real woman ? Them blow up dolls are shit . Best bit was mine had a puncher and went down on me 😀

I wish I was a LAD , 62 with a young fit as fuck wife will kill me , thank god for them blue pills , what an invention 😜🤪

Point taken 🤦‍♂️

Inconsiderate buggers, should have warmed the water up first , could’ve killed the little chap and spoiled the moment 🧐

Can someone who thinks their ITK just make a rumour up so I don’t feel pissed off !!!

Warn 🤦‍♂️

The wife just said we should post flyers through our neighbours doors to pre worn them we’re shagging. She’s a dirty biatch x

Great these swingers holidays 🥳😂😂😂

To be totally honest I give her a good seeing to on the balcony. Around the pool a bloke said you dirty bastard . Him and his wife was having a night cap and seen it all . I never noticed them as it was quite dark . The wife pissed her side’s laughing, more of embarrassment. Can’t wait for later...

Anyone in the hedge ? CET need a scoop !

No it’s not but it’s fecking freezing 🥶

Wife’s 50th so no chance of watching the Jocks get hammered just the wife 🤦‍♂️

It’s 6pm in Kefalonia and I am waiting for a signing FFS. Don’t ruin my Friday 🤬

I take it they’re from Leicestershire 🤪

I think a good % will have 🤔

This O’Hare chap , sounds like a player that would fit in very nicely. Sign him I say and give him a run out next Season to see how he fairs 🧐

He’s seen the mad hatters and wants to know what the fuck their all about and do the pose a threat to his personal hygiene if he comes close to them 🤔

Sell the arena out and put the away fans in the conference hall, big screen and let the beer flow £££