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  1. LastGarrison

    The holiday 2023 thread

    Had 4 days in Dubai last week that I tagged onto the end of working there before flying into Bangkok for 5 nights (Bangkok in a suit is not fun!). Got a lads weekend in Frankfurt in May and meant to be having a bit of a family gathering/piss up in the Dorm at some point as well. Then I want to...
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    Boxing 2023

    It’s utter bollocks as was Mayweather/McGregor and all these exhibition fights. Turning boxing into WWE.
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    Who’s where?

    Yeah we looked at them………..but only started looking on the Saturday and all the good ones were sold out!! 🤣 We settled for £6.80 pints of Heineken in Mr Toads in the Premier Inn (£5.80 for Amstel) and £5 bottles of Sol!
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    Who’s where?

    Did one of those tours from Dubai to visit the Grand Mosque last week and have to say it was very impressive! Not sure how you deal with the prices for a pint out there though!! Had 4 pints in the bar in the Crowne Plaza in Dubai and it cost £50!
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    Coventry gigs

    Also, big shout out to The Empire for continually putting on free gigs! And a shameless plug for my good mate Danny Ansell and his band who will be playing on 19th May and supported by some great Coventry talent! And to top it all off it’s free!!
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    Coventry gigs

    I’ve never actually seen them live as a band! 🙈 Saw Tom Clarke when he played Godiva on his own and was great so really looking forward to this. Also, quite a clever ploy to get the Friday packed out as it is usually a lot quieter than the Saturday. Obviously, people are going to moan as...
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    Toilet roll 2.0?

    I’m still holding out for the long overdue launch of the three seashells…….
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    Shamima Begum

    Such a mad (and sad) situation. At 15 is she a chid, at 16 is she not? If I had daughter and a 60 year old was shagging her at either of them ages I’m equally unhappy (want to kill them) regardless. Age isn’t a finite concept and surely comes down to maturity and their emotional intelligence...
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    Shamima Begum

    If it had been upheld and thus set a precedent would that in turn them have pushed radical organisations to try to ‘recruit’ more under 16’s as it could be seen as they could act with impunity? Not saying I agree with that but just throwing out a different angle. I genuinely don’t know where I...
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    Nicola Bulley

    It will be very obvious to the coroner of how long (roughly) she has been in the water as the body would decompose at different rates in and out of water. With it only being 3 weeks I wouldn’t imagine a cause of death would be too difficult to establish. Whatever has happened it is a...
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    Madonna

    I would definitely still fuck her.
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    Things that annoy you

    The fact that I am now at an age where my eyebrows are growing out of control. Not sure I can bring myself to visit one of these brow salon things though. 😳
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    Reasons you miss games

    100%. We’d either go for a few in the Rose and Crown or the Devon and walk up (usually if it was a night match) or go into town and then down Far Gosford Street and walk to the ground. The lack of pubs and having to ‘travel’ to a home game definitely contributed. Have to say it is great to see...
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    Reasons you miss games

    This. Although in all honesty my mates’ interest had been on the wane prior to this but this really stopped it in its tracks. There’s literally me and one mate now who have any interest but most weekends he’s either fishing, with his Missus or looking after his dog (he’s got joint custody 🤣)...
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    Match Thread ⚽️ West Bromwich Albion vs Coventry City Match Thread

    Dangerous free kick and corner with seconds to go and we have two players outside the box and the keeper. Surely you get every fucker in the box?
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    Match Thread ⚽️ West Bromwich Albion vs Coventry City Match Thread

    Would be like the scene from Honey I Shrunk the Kids!
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    Match Thread ⚽️ West Bromwich Albion vs Coventry City Match Thread

    Much better and looks like we have an outlet either side but especially Eccles. Eccles cross, Godden finish to scrape a draw. Calling it now.
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    Match Thread ⚽️ West Bromwich Albion vs Coventry City Match Thread

    Random thought of the evening but why don’t we sing ‘Oh I do like to be beside the seaside…’ to these Yam Yam cunts anymore?
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    Match Thread ⚽️ West Bromwich Albion vs Coventry City Match Thread

    I don’t think the ref’s had a bad game but how was that not a yellow?
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