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Collins 5 van Ewijk 4 Thomas 5 Latibeaudiere 5 Bidwell 6 Eccles 4 Sheaf 5 Rudoni 5 Sakamoto 6 Bassette 3 Mason Clark 4 BTA lol Simms lol Torp 4

I really struggle to understand what style of play or tactical approach we have recruited for. The squad looks awfully composed to me. Too slow to play on the break, wingers aren’t fast enough for us to play down the wings, we’re not good enough on the ball to play possession, we’re not good...

That was rubbish. They were in second gear the whole match.

How bad was our summer window? We haven’t added a single player who has improved the team

We are such a bad watch. The football is terrible.

Hilariously bad. Pathetic from our defence.

fucking hell

How much time and space do we want to give them?

Get our wingers in the clockwork orange chair and make them watch Fellows run at our defence for the rest of the week

We are soooooo slow

van Ewijk is having a stinker. That was about the 4th time he’s tried to clear it and kicked it straight into the legs of the opposition.

Has Mason Clark touched the ball yet? Genuine question

I don’t know why we bother with these van Ewijk long throws, they’re always rubbish

Needlessly rash from Thomas

Fuck sake, this has been a rubbish start. Letting them have so much of the ball on the edge of our box as per usual. Can’t see any more than a draw now.

Draw should be the minimum considering they’ve drawn 10 of their last 11

Takes about 5 seconds to count to 11 and 14 mate, pretty basic maths really 👍 ‘You want Sheaf’s dick pics’ and ‘you’re so triggered’. Just need you to call me a ‘soy boy cuck’ and we’ve got a full house on Earlsdon’s ‘I don’t have an argument’ bingo!

Why is your default response whenever you’re on the defensive always to start talking about dick pics or cucks? It’s a very bizarre quirk. The fact is you’re completely obsessed with the bloke to an incredibly weird level at this point, he is literally all that you post on about when the game is on.

We’ve found the solution to stop Collins from conceding.

Massive win, great for Frank to get 3 points on the board nice and early and to get a clean sheet as well. More performances like the second half and less like the first please.