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serious question - are people actually thinking 'good god - there's not one person that actually inspires me, let alone a short list of 3 or 4 candidates"

Come on - if you can’t shit yourself at Christmas, when can you?

I'm surprised they don't just drive on the grass, in that case.

you should try it the other way round

poor old Swinson, who also wasn't Corbyn.

"US of A" would increase the annoyance factor

I didn't think Corbyn was standing for re-election as leader - but it seems he's currently in 4th place on 8%

in the bombhole! (fairly niche I'm afraid)

"You can have it quick or you can have it good. You can’t have both. I’m not campaigning for either. This is your baby." sounds a bit rude

when in coalition, the lib dems agreed to a policy to reduce the number of MPs from 650 to 600. Very good of them to be doing their bit towards this reduction now.

he's knee high to class hopper

the Goebbels own Lidl - so perhaps they fell out with the Hitlers over something.

only two factions?

1. Count(y) Francisco Baldrick?

when she's finished with the toy, could you give her David Cameron?

those fucking mancs, coming here, stealing our jobs.

you should have worn a condom.

i'm a floater

i'm not