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think he chose the wrong way

got 18/1 on betfair exchange

even if their dog hasn't done one?

The fact that we have the technology is crap. Not sure if you've been to a Premier League game since VAR, but trust me - when your team 'scores', the joy lasts for about 1/2 second. Your thoughts are then 'I think we might have scored - I hope so', and remain at that until the VAR check is over...

as opposed to coaches without seats?

there's always been a few thousand arses at the match :)

I like to set my phone to Mandarin / Spanish / Russian etc a few months before going on a foreign trip, to save money on expensive language learning courses.

are you sure she's yours? :)

nice pun

How would the dinosaurs be able to tell you the answers?

Apparently he took his eyes of the road for a second whilst reaching for a toot-sweet in the glove compartment

Can't believe the this thread got to page 2 without someone answering this question - I was beginning to wonder what is wrong with people :) It's a yes from me too - as long as she keeps her mouth shut (within reason)

Think Vile is further north m8

....and now you're married to her?

Those temporary traffic lights.....top end of Piper Street, past McVities, up to the bank on Birdhall Lane. There's talk it's all going to be one way now.

Not sure why we used to sing 'Elton John's a homosexual' but we did.

You can stick your all seater up your arse, You can stick your all seater up your arse, You can stick your all seater, stick your all seater, Stick your all seater up your arse - SIDEWAYS!

I always liked: A-G A-G-R A-G-R-O AGRO! (especially as it's spelt AGGRO)

done with style!