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Solar powered Segway, of course.

Even with a kidnapped GP, it’d still be impossible to see him.

Damn that pesky Robbings.

He’s off to Italy, then.

Seems like the ideal player we usually miss out on, to be honest.

It was incredible to watch, they went up four gears after half time. Think it was Joao Pinto (?) that was at the heart of everything. Amazing team.

@hackneyfox He only resurfaced when they won the title, I believe. Must have spent a few months with shitty pants, minding that gap.

Yes, bits galore there, as well. Plenty for the dog to ingest. I’m sure it’s a marketing ploy, to make the pieces so minuscule and easily-misplaced.

It’s a family drama, based in Cov.

Fecking PlayMobil sets, with thousands of farty little pieces that, invariably, don’t get packed away at the end of playing. They either get hoovered up, chewed by the dog, or I end up treading on a nice sharp angular ‘camping table’ whilst barefoot (during a midnight raid on the snack...

I’ve never been the blindly optimistic type, sadly, I risk assess everything (the pitfall of an ADHD mind) and that team list doesn’t fill me with optimism. Leeds, Burnley, Sheff Utd, Norwich, West Brom, Middlesborough, Luton…and like I mentioned elsewhere, I feel that mid-table will be highly...

Well, it does sound like he’s been in communication with the club, and he stated quite emphatically that their response was ‘shameful’. 🤷‍♂️ Not what I would class as a knob, myself, just someone venting on social media. He sounds like a father who loves his team, but has been let down by the...

No context to verify the man’s grievance and he’s ‘a knob’? Sounds like a genuine grievance to me, and since he mentioned ‘needs’, I’m deducing that the club isn’t honouring concessions for special needs kids/disabled kids, or something similar. If that’s the case, it’s a pretty low blow.

Could be a very cut and dry top 4 or 5, if Leeds, Burnley, Sheff Utd, Luton, West Brom and Norwich are consistent; mid table is potentially going to be equally as congested as last season. Especially if teams like Blackburn, Stoke and Watford get their acts together. Middlesborough could be dark...

Jumpers for goalposts…

That’ll be Argyle fucked then. Deary me. Might as well employ a sack of potatoes as head coach, as well.

I really, really hope MR is permitted to make a foray into the loan market this summer. We need it.

Psychological warfare, I like it. Then there’s the bottled water supply, spiked with enough laxative to cause a few sharting incidents…followed by the Happy Shopper-grade bog roll, bwahaha…

@Matt smith As I foretold, it is so. 🤣

Then it’ll be the Liam Walsh longings…