Search results

When he was about eleven his mum dropped him off at Ccfc for a trial. There were about a hundred kids but fat little Tim was the first to fail cos he couldn't do up his laces. Through tears of rage he swore revenge....

A psychiatrist put Dim Tim on Prozac for his depression. Unfortunately Tim had been self medicating for years and he now suffers from anhedonia which can only be mitigated by causing immense suffering to others. This is part of Sisu's business plan as they are major share holders of anti...

Fisher is not Tim's real name but an anagram of Iamacompletecunt.

'Benefit' is a relative term. What you have to consider is; would the host be better off not having to fight parasitism? It is true that the parasite requires the host to survive and in this case it is. So yes, parasite is an apt term, I feel.

Tim has just rung up Theresa May to offer her his pr and marketing services for free. May took the call herself; 'Do you specialise in bullshit giving substance to pure wind?' 'Most certainly, ask Joy.' he replied grinning like a prize bastard. 'You're in.' said May chuckling demonically...

On a safari recently Tim was mistaken for the enormously obese prairie bird. He was shot and punctured by the head ranger, the escaping gas leak was heard in CV6 In court the QC was heard to remark; 'One loathsome fat pig doth not a turkey make.'

Fisher entered a talent contest at school; 'I'm the devil in disguise You can see it in my eyes That I'm tellin' dirty lies,' etc. He sang. His headmistress awarded him top marks for the feeling he put into the song. 'It was uncanny' she said, 'the level of authenticity he was able to bring...

Here: Parasitism - Wikipedia

Tim's Towers is also called 'alternative reality' - he has a lab where he's created a parallel universe where top is bottom and bottom is top. In it Ccfc are about to win the intergalactic super cup and he is adored by fans who only argue about how big his statue should be.

Sad times. We're like recidivists, and some wonder why it keeps getting worse.

And your strategy is working so well. Life support for a club that is being slowly killed by parasites. Genius.

Fan unity was achieved at Wembley - 10,000 more than the capacity of the Ricoh. The 'loyal fan' has been rewarded by being taken out of Cov, two relegations and constant lies by management. Unless masochism is your way I would break the cycle, try a different tack.

Exactly - which is why this is an opportunity to unite. Passive appeasement of these leeches gets us where?

1) I accept that fan unity is a pipe dream 2) Nevertheless 'fan unity' remains the one thing we haven't tried. 3) Divide and rule permits our owners to take the piss 4) My OP did start with "if"..... ;-)

I suppose with the phenomenal turnout at Wembley our potential as a decent club was underlined which must have pissed Sisu off as they clearly do not want to play their part in realising that potential. The question is do we potter along accepting their lamentable stewardship of Ccfc or force...

if there is any truth in rumour that Sisu are about to negotiate a tactical withdrawal might a total boycott of tickets give them additional encouragement to finally fuck off.

League wise Noel Cantwell is the best manager we have ever had. Fact. The year we qualified for Europe we won 10 on the road.

This is true. When they came in I was pleased but it was quickly clear they should never have been let anywhere near a football club. The football League - whose job it is to govern the sport - should have withdrawn the golden share because Sisu have corrupted football for everybody. The fact...

Fisher is a very sick bloke

George Thomas, take a bow son. That's better than your goal.