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You can side step as much as you like, Iv'e heard all the excuses many times before.

I also work with loud machinery, all joking aside, I have never spoken to anyone that has the same symptoms as I have (they are always much milder) but you seem to be very similar. Mine is much worse at night, when the background noise is gone it can sometimes get overwhelming and i have to get...

Which one, your one? But what about Zeus, Mythras, Wotan, Thor, Yayweh, Odin, Freya, Loki, Hera, Athena, The African Sun God.................?

Just when you think it can't get any worse life has a lovely way of kicking you in the nuts.

Most religions do not believe in the same god, in fact those that do would be in the minority, the three main monotheistic religions only claim that "god is one" however this does not mean the agree on the same identity for the chosen deity. Most religions are based on polytheism and believe in...

I love "peace and quiet" the only thing is I have terrible tinnitus (years of DJ'ing and loud music) and it's a different pitch in each ear, I have now developed a lovely whooshing sound to go with it, sounds like waves crashing against a beach, so the quieter it is the more intense the sound...

Nothing at all to do with the grunting?

I have always had a truly intense hatred for all things gardening, however, my MIL gave me some hanging baskets and planters in about October last year (mud in pots), they are now, rather amazingly, filled with lovely flowers (i didn't even look at them the whole winter) I am now the master of...

I agree, I am a music lover and I love music of all types, just because I don't like jazz personally I would never undermine someone that did. Music is all about subjectivity, that's the whole point, It's about how you feel when you hear something you like, the memories it evokes, IMHO there is...

I went to a concert at my lads school last week (they have a newly formed orchestra, my lad chose the Oboe?) the five minutes of 8 -10 year old's tuning their instruments beforehand sounded like 99% of all the Jazz I have ever heard, in fact, it was probably more cohesive.

This is the exact depiction of me tonight when I asked the good lady if I could buy the new 50th Anniversary edition of Sargent Pepper...................but with more groveling.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar - Eric Carle

It's utter drivel, but apperently if you say "shite" in an Irish accent It's pant shitingly funny, I'd rather shit out a hedgehog than sit through an episode of that wank.

It is a very important job though, what would the world come to if we didn't have someone in a massive gold chain opening new ALDI's with large scissors?

I tend to find answering the door in a pair of ill fitting Speedo's whilst carrying a bottle of "motion Lotion" and playing Bronski Beat Tends to frighten you types off! ;)

As a kid growing up in Canley we had our own version of the Boat Race, we would swim 10 yards in Canley Ford and whoever didn't swallow a turd was the winner!

Never got as far as Aswad, but I have dropped "Would I Lie To You" "Pump Up The Jam" was always a winner!

Loads of Ennio Morricone's, John Barry's stuff, Focus - Sylvia, Apache, Oxygene - John Michel Jarre......................Popcorn - Hot Butter!

Genesis - The Brazilian........................sorry, It's a guilty pleasure.

A massive security wall made of Pimms and cucumber sandwiches ;)