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  1. dancers lance

    Oh Jeremy Corbyn

    An event to celebrate the turning of a once proudly secular, forward thinking society, into a medieval theocracy. It's like banning toilet paper and then holding a celebration for the day we all went back to wiping are arses with stinging nettles.
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    Aliens have surveyed Earth - now proven beyond reasonable doubt

    The Drake equation : "The universe has 10 million, million, million suns (10 followed by 18 zeros) similar to our own. One in a million has planets around it. Only one in a million million has the right combination of chemicals, temperature, water, days and nights to support planetary life as we...
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    Things that annoy you

    At one point the storm was right over us making the house shake and setting the car alarms off (seriously loud), I nearly moved the wife and kids into the "Bug Out" shelter I have been prepping in the cellar. I thought one of the nutters had pressed the "button" trying to win the dick measuring...
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    Happy New Year!

    Nick, without putting myself in danger of using words that could be used against me in giving you a metaphorical "rim job" thanks, thanks the effort you put in that allows us all to enjoy this forum. FYI, I'm not that sure what a "rim job" is but £20 is £20! Happy New Year.
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    Happy New Year!

    Gentlemen, for a bunch of argumentative twats that are always wrong, believe it or not, I have a lot of time for you all. I would challenge anyone to find another football forum that has more in depth and varied debate, debate that allows us all to challenge each others opinion and maybe learn a...
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    A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong

    I caught it by accident, quite a novel idea, had a few good moments but felt a bit contrived and rushed (hence the strange listing time, I think)
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    Things that annoy you

    If Kirstie Allie and one of the Gallagher Brothers had a baby........
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    Things that annoy you

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    Death List 2018

    Gary Glitter would start things of on a positive note.
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    Never trust pit bull dogs!

    Did she live? I hope so, otherwise that poor dog would have had to find a new home.
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    What the Hell Ever Happened to?

    Diane Abott's calculator.
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    What the Hell Ever Happened to?

    Great tune.
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    What the Hell Ever Happened to?

    What ever happened to Leon Trotsky?
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    What the Hell Ever Happened to?

    When we were kids we used to play a game that involved hiding things then writing clues and arrows on the pavement in chalk so we could find them, one day we were playing the game and my sister was drawing the arrows on the pavement with a giant bit of chalk she said she had found on the grass...
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    Never trust pit bull dogs!

    Fox shit = dog cocaine, the love it, rolling about in it dribbling with glee, my dog would do all of the aforementioned then hover over the spot "air fucking" an invisible entity, bellend.
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    This is a price I'm willing to pay if it means I can buy vodka and Matryoshka dolls on the cheap.
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    Never trust pit bull dogs!

    Any dog that considers itself above a pack member or top of the pack hierarchy, will always have little respect, bully and even attack those it thinks are below it. Domesticated canines see all family members as part of this pack, any dog needs to be told it's position and in a family home this...
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    we may not be alone..............

    I think it was the" lack of ruling out a higher being" churchboy! :woot:
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