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    Penny for the Guy

    Perhaps you are just getting more sensitive in your old age :woot: :headphone:
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    Girl abducted in Brighton

    Here's hoping It's bullshit, looks like it could be a false at the mo.
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    Penny for the Guy

    They are, the law changed a couple of years ago the loudest fireworks that the general public can buy are classed as 1.3G they are about 1/3 as powerful as what used to be allowed, spoil sports.
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    Things that annoy you

    Some overly dramatic ponce, (most probably gifted and advisory role through nepotism), once heard a story about some kid that nearly chocked on a 3" He Man badge after eating Ready Brek, in the dark. Hence forth, decided to make a name for himself and extract the fun from the breakfast table...
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    Tommy Robinson

    I wish all these dogmatic, magic loving, religious types would just do the right thing and move on to their version of the 'promised land' that they so long for. Why the fuck are they wasting time in this shitty existence when they can have utopia with one easy step. Get cracking delusional twats.
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    Happy Halloween!

    Sod the guy in the bubble wrap, who's the background honey in the green dress, I bet that's got a lovely preginus.
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    Helicopter crash at king power

    I have a close family member that works for Leicester, we managed to speak to him about 10 minutes after this happened, he was stood at the side of the pitch and seen the whole thing happen, one of his staff members is very lucky to be alive as he was feet away from the crash.
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    Fracking

    Another 0.8 tremor at 13:00 today, they need to put a stop to this shit now.
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    So, my factually correct statement (it was in no way 'suggested') as it is factually correct, confirms to you that not only am I Farage supporter but I am somehow driven by his agenda in my rhetoric and couldn't be capable of implying anything but?................. just to get this straight.
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    I think that reply is a tad reactionary, are you assuming I'm a Farage lover based on proof or hyperbole?
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    Why eat chicken when you can have horse?.......2013 horse meat scandal - Wikipedia
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    As we have made such great strides handing back sovereignty to countries we colonised during the expansion of the empire, perhaps the time has come to treat Ireland with the same respect.
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    The EU: In, out, shake it all about....

    I think the tax revenue from the airline and ferry industry alone will keep the country afloat for years, that's if all the people who have promised to leave this hateful, racist society, full of bigoted morons, stand by their word after brexit and migrate. But if I was a betting man, I would...
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    Tile Hill Double Murder

    Charter Avenue is in Canley and mostly populated by Warwick Uni students.
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    What are you currently listening to?

    We may have spoken about this in the past but I absolutely get your pain, I suffer with it, I have a constant whistling in both ears that are a different pitch this sometimes evolves into a white noise sort of sound or like waves crashing against the beach. It gets much worse if I am trying to...
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    The students are back, hurrah!

    Easily solved, eat crayons. i did however, do a vivid green turd after eating a huge, blue bubblegum ice cream in Blackpool.
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    The students are back, hurrah!

    It depends, do you mean bass like the fish, or bass like drum and bass?
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    The students are back, hurrah!

    I hate them, I can't park for shit since these little turds came back and I'm a Mexicon.
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    Self gender identifying

    I have, his said it's not the length causing the issue, but the girth. And you got in before my edit you scoundrel!
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    Self gender identifying

    Discúlpeme señor! ....Sorry, I was just trying to park!
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