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He’s off to Inter Miami, apparently. With the rest of the relics.

The prevalence of large, pterodactyl-sized moths here in deepest, darkest Wales. I quite like the small ones, but the big ones tend to have less awareness, and for two nights I’ve had one flapping around and bouncing off my face as I sleep. Awakening from a deep sleep, with all that flapping...

I would, in all seriousness, try and palm him off on Robbings at Stoke.

If they are performance enhancing, then BTA should consider wrapping a mile of bandage all over his body. Even covering his eyes; his shooting may actually improve.

Not at all, I’m rather dry humoured. Are you going to name the fuckers or what?!

Name them.

Yes.

Reminds me of Colin from the Brittas Empire, he had a permanently septic hand and thus, was always sporting a bandage.

Feels like we’re waiting on a protracted sale before we sign anyone else…

Crikey, that was slow, ponderous and very…I want to say disjointed. Seriously, I was expecting an 89th minute winner for Hull. We. Need. A. Natural. Goal scorer. (Who doesn’t disappear like Wright does)

My dad was so pissed off at the phone bill, he put a bowl by the phone and said I had to put a quid in every time I called ‘that f**king football chat bollocks’. 🤣 I filled it with buttons and stones once as a joke and he threw a cup at me.

By xG magic and the sheer sweat from Lampards disconcerted brow.

Can’t very well say no to the United of Bolton, can he?! Ehh by gum.

I miss the days when one could simply avoid the furore of social media-fuelled transfer windups, and get one’s transfer bollocks from Coventry City Teamtalk, on the blower. They once claimed Big Ron was signing Ian Wright for £4 million, it had me phoning back for days. The bastards.

Trust us to sign a Fanne. All we need next is an Ivor Bigdick to fill the hole left by Hamer, because that pussy Sheaf can’t.

A Hamer-esque midfielder is precisely what we need, and have needed for two seasons, however this premise will ensure we never sign Pereira or any other driving box-to-box midfielder. 👍🏻

The Guilty, starring Jake Gylenhall. If you are, like me, tired of ‘reboots’ and meaningless money-spinner films, and prefer depth and quality, then I’d recommend this tense and gripping adventure. The most telling quote from the movie, is : ‘broken people save broken people’. 8.5/10

The home kit is ok close up, when you can actually see the detailing. Away kit is foul, just abhorrent. GK kit is the best of the three, really smart. The standard of kits is dropping, it seems. 🤷‍♂️

It’s unfortunate that the women’s game is so highly governed by politics, to be honest. A game is a game, it’s not a platform for anything aside from being a greedy bastard with 20 whopper sponsorships.