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Jesus looks like a good signing for the future. Apparently he can perform miracles on the pitch..

Well if two people have heard this, it must be worthy of a post in the CT

Andy Thorn is expected to sack Marlon King due to the mixed messages, and wear the number 9 shirt himself. Thorn has been secretly training as a striker for the last 10 years, and Steve Harrison strongly believes that Thorn will be the top scorer next season. Thorn is also expected to terminate...

A beat up vauxhall corsa because I'm poor.

That new player section.. how about connor thomas?

Crazy because he left without doing a shit on their pitch

Nah, apparently some crazy guy murdered the whole of the Leicester team..

Never enforced and pretty pointless if you ask me. Sure keepers shouldn't be time wasting, but that should be common courtesy, like playing the ball out when someone is injured, or kicking the ball back to the keeper after drop ball.

Can't make your mind up over a player by reading a couple of articles and watching a couple of youtube videos.

I heard that we're signing messi on a free transfer for a 3 year contract, and that Andy Thorn is going to buy all of the fans their own jet plane..

Would be good if they did stella or strongbow.. but then again I suppose it's too strong for some to handle.

Which forum was this?

Ask.com also says that elvis is still alive

If king ends up in the championship next season with either us or someone else, I think I might put a bet on him to end up as the championship top scorer.

No .

Agreed. Was thinking the same myself

I'd buy a curry and go to sleep

You're fucking doomed

Gary Mcallister, Robbie Keane, Steven Warnock, Gary Caldwell, Marlon King, Jay Tabb, Scott Dann, Jordan Henderson, Callum Davenport, to name a few :D

Evan almighty?