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What a twat Neymar is - maybe a great footballer but will never be a great sportsman.

Mexico seem to miss seeing the obvious pass in great positions.

Neymar statistically the player who has lost the ball most in tournament so far.

There must have been plumbers but probably never management consultants?

Can't stand Murphy as a co-commentator - no real insights just banalities and the bleeding obvious.

You're right there BBR - my local Tesco famously (or infamously) in the news recently when the manager got caught on camera 'tasting the difference' with one of his young girl employees. I seem to remember it was always window cleaners and milkmen in the old Confessions of a ........saucy...

I'm assuming this is your mother-in-law, does she still live in the Chernobyl area?

I thought you blokes called yourselves 'clear glazing engineers' these days?

Yup the writhing around usually clutching the face whatever part of the body was barely contacted drives me nuts. Rather than fair play deciding games when teams are dead level these should be totted up by the VAR team as deciding factors. Love the fact that in most games teams are going for it...

Buttons rather than dials. What idiot thinks continuous pressing (i.e. volume control, microwave timing) is better and quicker than an old fashioned analogue turn of a dial.

I hope you got permission from your relative to post this. The rhino reference was to do with size rather than protruberances.

Love the street scenes in Moscow and what a lot of beautiful women! A similar scene in Britain and there'd be plenty of tattooed rhino women waddling along taking up half the pavement.

Michael Owen who often out jumped defences to score a lot of headed goals. Willie Carr - pocket sized

A firm handshake with team mates is all that's needed, leave all the emotional stuff to the girlies and continentals.

Say hi if you see us - should have my HR hat on if it's not too hot. I seem to remember that on the old GMK site there used to be an interactive map where fans could pin their location in U.K so could arrange lifts etc. Not sure how much it was ever used?

There are plenty of terrible obscenely violent quotes in the bible. It's a rich vein of immorality. Blessed be the fruit...

Will also be on the Diss train coming from Norwich along with some Suffolk Sky Blues (getting on at Diss). Will be changing at Stowmarket for Cambridge though to avoid all that Ingatestone bus nonsense - trains all the way and get to Wembley at 11.30 ish

Hate stripes. The fading Tesco Basics bag stripes probably the worst kit ever. Shame we had stripes in 87 - looked like Sheffield Wednesday rather than the proud Sky Blues.

Callers on the phone who use my first name and ask me things like, 'are you having a good day today?'. Presumably some training twat thinks it's a good idea. It's not. I'm afraid anyone with an Indian accent gets immediately slammed down - apologies to any genuine Asian callers out there who...

Good attitude but probably not usable at family funerals .....