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I've had a wank on a plane before

Don't care ,how fit were the birds though?

Fuckin bored of it already

The Mrs old man, what a boring nob

Nearly got knocked out today by my neighbours 14 year old daughter I mean what kind of sick bitch would hang out there knickers and put chloroform on them.......

Brought a pack of sausages today and they had a picture of that c**t Jamie Oliver on them And next to it said prick with a fork, Thought you can't argue with that

Kane hat trick ? Got be worth a cheeky punt

I would use a 100 not a 50 nicholasssss they is longer

I'm gutted because I wanted to do 500 on the double but flapped and did 350 halfs with me pal Next time I will just go all out meself no messing , only usually do fivers mate bet every now again will see a bet I think boom, and some you win some you lose

Suppose you think your funny mate I googled Christmas election and guess what there wasn't one but what it did mention that theres one now hahahaha clint nobhead

What position does he play?

Good if he does leave you can shit on his doorstep

It's quite long eh , they should do it in the summer so no one has to go out in the cold, or can you vote by text or email now like?

When is the election like ?

Hahahaha

Maybe just send her out on loan pal

I would literally eat kim marshes shit of a party paper plate in the wind while on a roller coaster I would

And obviously I'm intoxicatingly randy tonight but I reckon sitting here watching the planet of the apes I reckon I would shag the woman monkey you know

What kim marsh what porn or pics? When

Woop woop