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"Leave it, it's not worth it!" "But they said I'm shit!" "Well, to be fair..."

I'm not one to disagree with Otis, but I'm not sold on the importance of the JPT at all. When we were in it in 08-09, we went out in round three to Rotherham and I couldn't have been less upset. Our squad had far more important and interesting things to concentrate on, as yours have now...

Straight knockout, no extra time, just penalties.

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Lily Savage.

Marvellous.

My prediction is if you score more goals than Colchester, you'll win. However, if you score fewer goals, you'll lose. In the event that both sides score the same number of goals, you'll draw. In none of the scenarios outlined above will you be promoted or relegated tonight. Neither will you...

Don't all dogs have hair lips?

Confusing.

There are some football managers who you'd never call by a nickname or a shortened version of their name. I very much doubt many Manchester United players from the last 26 years call their boss 'Alex'.

Good, it's a bloody awful place.

Are you Patrick van Aanholt or wood glue?

Absolutely, I'm not trying to devalue his achievements at all. There are plenty of bad careers out there. He's not a journeyman, but equally he's not beaten anyone of any real significance. I guess my point is he's not overcome any major challenge within the context of the boxing ring. But...

Can someone do a table showing what would happen if you win all your games 5-0 from last Saturday onwards?

I already knew that, but thanks ;)

I have a sneaking suspicion you were a defender once upon a time.

If you do it on the last 1 game, you're top.

I loved The Matrix.

Touché, sir.

It's a shiny object to distract visiting fans from certain clubs. Most clubs do it now.