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Feels like they're dropping easter eggs for the signings. Thomas on a teamsheet for a game he wasn't playing in, Sakamoto not smuggled in a suitcase, etc Or I'm overly giddy and giving false praise to some cack-handed mistakes

Solid AI deepfake stuff by the club considering he skipped the media stuff and fucked off to Bournemouth

Sakamoto was on a week long lads holiday with the squad before the club even acknowledged he existed

He's turned down the job offer and is off to sign on with Dave Boddy

Until the club does a wacky teaser video of a Dutch flag flying in the Milan town square or whatever I'm choosing not to believe this and he's only flew to England because he bloody loves Centre Parcs or something. If we are beating PSV and Anderlecht to signings what world are we living in now?

Oh is that where the Anecdote is? Shows how long since I've even been that side of the ground

Doesn't read as bad news on the way, just nothing exciting to report

I always thought we'd end up back in the original club shop site with the statue outside that Wasps took over, is that still empty or are there plans for it?

Every thread in here just gets weird if it goes over a page long

Fine this slacker

Also if Sakamoto has the middle name Derek or something, please keep it a secret

The shimmy alone proves me wrong. I'd like to retract my previous statement and apologise to all the resident Martins and versions thereof

He suddenly seems less exotic when you find out one of his names is Martin.

Never rely on Wikipedia

Plain sleeves and back on that too, lazy sods

The world's biggest bin for 3 for 2 Donnay socks

He sounds like he should be a darts player. Based on that alone I'm all for it

2032 Champions League first KO stage, drew 0-0 at Benfica and then after 25 minutes of the second leg I was a goal down and had two players sent off. That wasn't the end of the red cards and somehow we won on penalites with 8 men, never had anything like it

The plain back would be fine if it was some league ruling that dictates it but Huddersfield, Wednesday and a few others have got proper stripes so it's a shame we don't. It's a light kit so dark names and numbers and you're all set