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I smell bullshit

I wouldn’t bet on it 😄

So Arsenal can delay start of a live Sky game because of e-ticket issues and Brentford because there’s no water, but we can’t delay our game with thousands of fans (mostly season ticket holders) still outside. Why is this Doug???

Scanner didn’t work on turnstile I went to. Had to get it scanned by the disabled entrance. Missed the first goal.

Turnstiles 0

Still in bed

This is what really happens Man United kid on loan Panzo back Sign random midfielder (who nobody has heard of) from far far away Random midfielder becomes fan’s favourite because he has nice hair Panzo gets savaged first mistake he makes Man United kid doesn’t get enough game time and goes...

Houdini?

Was he the one who fixed the broken window at Ryton?

Are the first four anagrams?

Damn!

Acne Fox f@ck off back down your hole

Will not be officially unveiled until the gardener trims the hedge. I think he comes in on a Friday 🤤

No KLM

No wonder there’s so many thick f@ckers about

Maybe the rest of them were out foraging for mushrooms, nettles and berries

Inverted wing back sounds painful. How long is he out for?

Zimmer frame?

I will be delighted if we pay the full £8 million for Simms. Because it will mean he has scored a shed load of goals and we will be in the Premier League.

Cannot see Robins pulling that one off