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Rent a proper RV and drive from one end of the USA to the other.

I see Klopp has started early. Whinging his players are tired due to their pre-season games. Boo fucking hoo.

Alex Nimley up top.

What the fuck is that? literally reads like it was written by the very first fully autonomous android created by man.

Really enjoying We Own this City, so many cameos from The Wire (my favourite ever tv show) cast members too 😎.

It’s actually better than his other tattoos tbf. Twat.

BPme “rewards”. Been collecting them for years after BP binned nectar off. Recently my local garage switched to Esso so now it’s back to nectar. Thought I’d cash in my whopping £30 worth of BP reward points. Exchanged for love2shop vouchers thinking that gives the biggest variety. Only to find...

And who would let EE into their house to land a plane? And if you’re gonna go to all that effort why is Bacon video calling me instead of turning up in person to sign my Tremors poster?

0-4 Panzo x 2, Gyok and COH. Geordies calling for the manager’s head by 5pm and screaming “we’ve got the biggest crowds in the league”.

Would be a solid signing for them tbf. He’s a decent championship wingback and covered well for us. But he’s no Dabo.

£5 on Panzo to score anytime every week might be printing money.

Promotion would surely be our best chance of the owners selling up? For that reason (and for the sheer elation of going up)….

It was never gonna be our Jamie Allen was it. He’d look like a borrower next to them roided meatheads.

Am I imagining it or did this happen before with another player?

Conversely you had Grealish sign on long term for a big hike and £100m release clause with both parties aware he would be leaving in the not too distant.

Hopefully he means form wise rather than fitness.. At least he will get the customary 45 minutes to impress before he starts getting written off on here.