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    Tommy Robinson

    Tommy loves his Columbian marching powder.
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    Keto and the benefits of the lifestyle

    Possibly. I love Pepsi Max and it contains aspartame. I've found it with drinks sweetened with other sweeteners too but to a lesser extent.
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    Keto and the benefits of the lifestyle

    I find sugar massively addictive. If I have one biscuit I'll wake up the next day covered in chocolate wrappers with a murdered hooker next to me and not remember how I got there. Sugar also plays havoc with your blood sugar levels and insulin resistance. This wouldn't be an issue if everyone...
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    Keto and the benefits of the lifestyle

    Yeah, it's clear to see that previous generations were far leaner than our generation even though they ate a diet high in fats and starchy carbs. I think the shit really hit the fan when fat started to become wrongly vilified which started the whole fat free fad that's still in full swing...
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    Keto and the benefits of the lifestyle

    I tried strict keto a few years ago. I lost 2 stone in 6 weeks but I was so fucking miserable and as soon as I ate carbs again I put on about a stone of water weight, the rest was fat and muscle mass so effectively I was just a smaller version of myself but my body shape didn't change. Mainly...
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    McNulty

    Top goalscorer for Sheffield Utd but not even in the top ten goalscorers in the league. You're grasping!
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    Tyler Walker deal done???

    Superb Bill Oddie reference. Have a lady boy on me!
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    McNulty

    Can you name another good season he's had apart from the one in League Two?
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    McNulty

    Yeah like at Reading... Bad point.
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    Tyler Walker deal done???

    You're a bit angry today. What's up? Owl bite your bellend?
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    McNulty

    I don't quite get your point. He's scored 0.34 goals per game in leagues lower than League One and in Scotland. Quantity doesn't necessarily mean quality if you're taking into account the levels he scored the goals at.
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    Hummell

    I asked for some photos of ladies in the new kit and get nothing yet there's now some kind of banana fetish photo sharing going on.
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    McNulty

    He had one good season in League 2 and didn't make the cut at Reading. I'll not lose any sleep over it.
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    Match Thread Liverpool U23 Game - Weds - 7PM

    Or cockney rhyming slang for 'blame" "Oi oi, I ain't taking the Herbie Kane for that stabbing"
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    Hummell

    No, my dads :/
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    Match Thread Liverpool U23 Game - Weds - 7PM

    Herbie Kane, that's a great Brexit name.
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    Hummell

    I get plenty of unsolicited topless pics from Nick.
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    Tyler Walker or Mcnulty heading to Sunderland?

    I assume the "photographer" was quite far away so zoomed in as far as they could on their camera phones which resulted in a less than sharp image.
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