A mate of mine is a Blackburn fan and they have an Old McDonald song about Bradley Dack which I'd like us to steel.
Can't think of a player with one syllable.
Mark Robins had a farm,
E I E I O,
And on that farm he had a 'Hare'?
E I E I O
With a 'Hare', 'Hare' here
And a 'Hare', 'Hare' there...