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Mine's got a speeding ticket on the way for Xmas; car's in her name...I needed a shit, and there were no bushes anywhere.

One quick goal after half time and they're done. Take it up to 4th gear boys. PUSB.

He was as sharp as a needle, ol' Cloughie. Sarcastic, but without being malicious. This quote shows he had at least one humble bone in his body: "On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be."

Your wife is awesome. Simple as that. Mine likes shopping and tutting disapprovingly. *sigh*

I think incorporating a badly-drawn cock into one of these badges would be a master-stroke.

Optimistic as always, but with a smidgeon of common sense...alright, they turned us over at home last season, but Dickov has gone and I don't rate Darren Ferguson tbh. Definitely see a win today, with a 2 goal margin.

Don't let her see you typing that, for the love of God...

My place in this forum's annals is set. I have created a monster. Anyways, uh, that speech was about as black and white as Jorge Campos' World Cup goalie shirt...for fear of being herded into the wrong gang, I'd like to sit on the fence and see what everyone else says. :D

I have to agree, serious MILF.

10 hours of ''The Queen is a reptilian" and "I predicted 9/11 and the current global economic crisis, honest!"...nyeeeees. :thinking about:

Since his books and podcasts are about as popular as a pube in an omelette, maybe the thick jacket was to conceal a twokking spree...

Perhaps it was him who HH encountered...:o

I didn't have any issues with Leicester fans until I saw the abuse they were giving Cov fans on the Facebook League Football page. Really uncalled-for, vile abuse. It's basically the fans I have the issue with, not the club - they've done well, but unfortunately, a lot of their fans are tossers.

Either his own dog has eaten him, or he's having therapy due to the crazy big bugger who looked at him like he'd eat his soul. ;)

That's a wild theory. Might have had a posh wank, or something.