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perhaps the people of Coventry should 'invade' Birmingham and assimilate St Andrews and the surrounding area into our city boundary. Then we can play our games in Coventry without the need to build a new stadium or lick Wasps arses. Problem solved.

"Coventry City have re-engaged a land agent who has identified “several” possible sites for a new stadium, it has been revealed" 1. the moon 2. pluto 3. etc..

are you sure they're not the catering staff ?

second prize was 4 tickets

if it meant that James Martin would be imprisoned then I would allow him to take his pick.

I've got no problem with it. If a noun wants to turn professional then good luck to them, I say

people that say 'football fans are fickle' you start supporting a team as a kid - and watch them for 50+ years. During that time they are mainly shit. Crap owners come and go, to be replaced by more crap owners. Each year you get your hopes up, only for the team to fail yet again. At the end of...

especially if they only have 2 covers on at the time

the saying 'dropped' (instead of 'released' (or similar)) e.g "Real Madrid have just dropped their third kit" or "Drakes new album 'drops' tomorrow

don't be silly - that would be 6!

i always thought the big 4 was lion, African elephant, Cape buffalo, leopard, and rhinoceros(5)

I was at the game last night, and though I would have loved to see Maddison come on, it would have meant a whole change in shape in order to accommodate him. Pretty tricky/daft to do, considering that England's front 3 looked capable of scoring at any moment.

I was thinking the same thing - also the bloke who keeps passing him the ball should be in the midfield on Saturday - his pass completion % is amazing

i'm still following that routine myself

in which case, you should set your alarm to 5:15. Problem solved.

looks like a whole squad of Oggies

careful!

which reminds me.. what is the correct thing to say, if you are the person who is on the toilet, when someone knocks on the door? I normally go with '"just a minute.." (or similar) - which is obviously a lie, as I will then stay put for long enough for the other person to bugger off and find...

bit rude of her to be playing Kerplunk at the same time as telling your fortune

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