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  1. Darth Robins

    Transfer Rumour Ellis Simms

    You know Sky Blues Talk became a hardcore pornography forum so gradually I didn't even notice.
  2. Darth Robins

    Transfer Rumour Ellis Simms

    It's 2023, nothing wrong with a little brotherly support. Men supporting men! Try it next time you're next to a guy at the urinal, a "nice cock bro" can do wonders for the self-esteem.
  3. Darth Robins

    Transfer Rumour Ellis Simms

    I reckon that smashed window at the training ground won him over, it's just like staying in Liverpool but with a better colour scheme.
  4. Darth Robins

    Transfer Rumour Ellis Simms

    Bellamy cost us so much more the c**t
  5. Darth Robins

    5pm Tweet

    Oh, did Jamaica joke?
  6. Darth Robins

    5pm Tweet

    We're finally getting a chocolate brown kit?!
  7. Darth Robins

    So then.

    So much piss all over Wilson's lovely clean sheets. Disgraceful imo.
  8. Darth Robins

    5pm Tweet

    Just heard that Robins and Boddy took turns holding each other back today in a meeting with Doug about his refusal to pay for a Gold Checkmark for the club. Doug is ruffling a load of feathers because he says the club is massive and Twitter should give us one free of charge.
  9. Darth Robins

    5pm Tweet

    Tweet today has been cancelled; club ran out of Twitter Rations. Thanks Elon!
  10. Darth Robins

    2023-24 New Kit Thread

    Just seen the pricing, the decision to charge an extra £5 for each X above XL is going to piss off a very large section of our fanbase!
  11. Darth Robins

    2023-24 New Kit Thread

    Free once Mike Ashley takes over
  12. Darth Robins

    2023-24 New Kit Thread

    Once again I'm so very glad I wasn't born in Barnsley. That's horrific!
  13. Darth Robins

    3rd of July

    The club are actually holding an event for the people showing up early on the day. It's called "Sun up Sky Blues" and it starts at sunrise; 04:49.
  14. Darth Robins

    How to be a good chairman

    I'm a Herman Miller man myself
  15. Darth Robins

    Wasps go to bottom of the pyramid

    I don't really bother much with twitter but if anyone wants to do it be my guest!
  16. Darth Robins

    USSR invades Ukraine.

    Is this the biggest bottle-job of the year?
  17. Darth Robins

    USSR invades Ukraine.

    Well that's slightly disappointing...
  18. Darth Robins

    USSR invades Ukraine.

    Russian TV said that Putin isn't fleeing, he's just going to the other end of his new table.
  19. Darth Robins

    Transfer Rumour Shaquille Pinas

    He didn't mean to do it; he just had a rush of blood to the head.
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