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  1. Darth Robins

    Transfer Rumour Van Ewijk - Confirmed

    Will @Saddlebrains be paid income?
  2. Darth Robins

    Transfer Rumour Van Ewijk - Confirmed

    I bet he's secretly been registering accounts all week so he gets multiple wanks. Poor Saddlebrains is going to have to take up skiing.
  3. Darth Robins

    Transfer Rumour Cameron Archer

    Probably just need to set their buttplugs to a lower speed.
  4. Darth Robins

    Transfer Rumour Bobby Thomas

    Are you sorry for party rocking?
  5. Darth Robins

    Hamer

    It's not going to end until Gus has a new club!
  6. Darth Robins

    Hamer

    Just green and bear it.
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    Hamer

    Become a bit of a bogey thread this has...
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    Hamer

    Fore.
  9. Darth Robins

    2023-24 New Kit Thread

    He threatened to beat off my 10-year-old!
  10. Darth Robins

    2023-24 New Kit Thread

    Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
  11. Darth Robins

    Match Thread Forest Green (A)

    Why can't we be more like Bayern? Doug out.
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    Hamer

    I'm told that the clock at Ryton was like that because Doug is big into numerology and was trying to subconsciously implant the idea of a 4 year deal into Gus' brain. It doesn't seem to have worked.
  13. Darth Robins

    SIGNED!!!! - Tatsuhiro Sakamoto

    Richard Spong
  14. Darth Robins

    2023-24 New Kit Thread

    They could have done this but with Doug.
  15. Darth Robins

    5pm Tweet

    Shit there's no chance we're coming away with 3 points then, might as well fold the club.
  16. Darth Robins

    2023-24 New Kit Thread

    Plain Sky Blue
  17. Darth Robins

    2023-24 New Kit Thread

    Frasers+ on the away kit then?
  18. Darth Robins

    5pm Tweet

    Hamer is going to be doing the shaving. God shave the King!
  19. Darth Robins

    2023-24 New Kit Thread

    Remember when Harry Roberts lost his weekly column in the programme because he described Beardsley as looking like Quazimodo chewing a wasp? He wasn't wrong.
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