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Yeah, there's always one. Had a guy like that on my 6 a side indoor team at Ryton, I was in goal and every fucking shot, pass back and goal kick he'd be squeaking useful instructions like SAVE ITTTT, TO ME TO MEEEEEEE, HOOF IT TO TEZZA! On reflection, he sounded a lot like a loudmouth Alan...

Ok, here's one that occurred to me the other day: PE Teachers. We had Carpenter and McGrath at Ullathorne, and despite the constant arsehole attitude they had, they'd be bellowing "shooooot!" or "hit iiiittttt!" right at the point where you'd be doing exactly what they were shouting, but the...

True, my logic for this season is guarded optimism, since we could actually gather some momentum on the back of a few positive results. Big problems up front though, ouch, we should have got 5 today. Ponti needs a few 30 minute cameos to see what he can do, we're desperately short of a...

16 shots on goal, was it? Give Ponti a go, MR. The boy is a clinical and intelligent finisher. Disappointing result, considering how many chances we had. Oh well.

Come ooooon, I can smell the 2nd goal, PUSB.

We're still in it, let's batter these boat-rowing fuckers with aggression via Jones, Duck and Beavon. If we concede again, it's lights out, we need to get stuck in and grind this out.

Could be a narrow win methinks, if the confidence and belief has held fast. 2-1 or 1-0. PUSB

What year was it that we lost 4-3 at home to Middlesbrough? Bernie Slaven scored a hat trick and a young Stuart Ripley had a blinder on the right. Oh and Speedie got a hat trick too. '87 or '88 it was, I think, I was really young so it's a bit blurry.

Thought this game was tonight, ffs. Ah well, it's always pleasant to miss a game completely and find out you won... Bring on those boat-rowing bastards on Saturday, this momentum could be the start of an encouraging run. PUSB.

All of 'em, and sack blue blood n'all. Surprised we haven't seen Glen on this thread...

Purely on his tenure for us, he was probably singled out for too much responsibility, however he was usually wretched performance-wise. Richardson was key in signing him, and yes he shouldn't have, but then Strachan was playing hoofball up to him when Roussel was gone haha. Logic should have...

Scraping past Port Vale in a dismal match is somewhat disenchanting, but 3 wins thus far is more than I'd imagined. I'd take a shitty 1-0 every week in this league, tbh. Seeing MR so wary and scrappy in his tactics does seem concerning, but then L2 is a world apart from L1 it seems and...

Surprised nobody's mentioned monsieur Bellamy...that gobby little tart had zero strength on the ball, average pace and a shot as tame as a wet fart. £6mil? Pffffft.

I insist it was me, I'll take the bullet.

Even if we end up playing home matches in his back yard, I'd kiss his face a bit.

I could always create one about Joe Dhinsa and his attention seeking exploits 10 years ago? Wonder how many threatening replies that would generate...

I just did, sorry. Fuck me, how many pages is this thread?? I deserve poked eyes, apologies.

I suppose Elliot and his merry band of consortium-eers are the absolute antidote to our rotten plummet, if or when they grapple the club from Joy's steely grip. 'If' is the most likely of the two... It's an odd stalemate: Joy holds the club to ransom even though it's without any real value, and...

If we were a Scottish team, we'd be a Champions League side and all of our shite players would be a dim memory. Coventry Thistle AFC, McNulty bags his 10th in 5 games, and we're sponsored by some obscure sporran manufacturer. We're all dipping shortbread in our flasks of paint-stripping...

Yesterday was clearly a lot of "what ifs", if McNulty could hit a door with his own head then we'd be happy with a probable yet narrow win. Again, there is a focused pressure on a striker who is not an out and out goal scorer; he looks and moves like an attacking midfielder and his...