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The only advice I'l offer is to use the same rule used by myself and my missus. Anything said between 23:00 and 06:00 is instantly forgotten, and will never be taken to heart, or used back at the person who said it. Possibly saved my marriage, that one.

He was found with a weapon at his feet in the car. Feel proper sorry for the copper who pulled the trigger.

We have similar issues in West Yorks. Huddersfield appears to be in the midst of a drug turf war at the moment. Lots of shootings and stabbings. Every victim is portrayed as innocent by their families and the police seem powerless to stop it. Just Google Yasser Yaqub. The guy was a know drug...

BRITAIN annoys the crap outta me! I spent last week driving around Holland and Belgium, and made a few observations. 1) European people are so much more polite, on the whole. 2) Europe is MUCH cleaner than the UK. The motorway verges in Holland are spotless. 3) Civic pride. Every village I drove...

Anything by Drake! My kids play his stuff, despite me musically educating them well. They haven't worked out that its basically the same song over and over, with different lyrics. Coldplay - Yellow. The moaniest, whiniest, whingiest Coldplay song ever. (which is some accolade)

Took a 6 week job as a labourer for two brickies. Nobody told me they were two of the fastest brickies in the midlands. I went home every night absolutely exhausted. On the plus side, it was piece work, so the money was really good for a 16 year old.

According to Town fans, he was a great prospect when he was signed, which was just before Wagner arrived. Since then the club has developed quicker than he has so he's been left behind. Hopefully he'll fit in with the squad and become a success.

I used to get told to be in when the street lights came on.

Its a tea cake up here in Yorkshire

I loved the Z list bird, appealing for $18 a month to help train child soldiers. Absolute genius!

Incidentally, I've found 'me jumper'.

Apparently its a deliberate targeted attack. I despair at the gutter class of this country.

....or, Queen...of the South.

Can't stand ABBA. Their songs make me cringe. Even my missus hates Mamma Mia, and she loves pretty much anything that resembles musical theatre,

Those Utd prices are scandalous. But, as most Utd fans live in the south east, their wages are higher, and they can afford it.

....or as most people call it, the Lucozade ad from the 80's /

I moved house last year, and joined the local Liberal club. Yes, the décor is very tired, and there is a feint whiff of 'old man' in there. But, the beer is cheap, the snooker tables are great quality, and most of the clientele are friendly and like a good chat.

Just had a similar thing happen in Huddersfield. One lad got snared by paedophile hunters. When plod searched the family house, they found loads of indecent material on his brothers PC, and nicked him as well. Theres obviously some sort of trigger for this kind of behaviour somewhere down the...

The whole guns for toddlers thing was really worrying if you live in America.

Went to see The Killers on Friday night at Bolton Wanderers. The band were superb. Brandon Flowers is an excellent front man. BUT.... The venue is garbage. Over an hour queue to get a drink. Killers were delayed on stage as people were still queuing to get in, and to top it all off, it took 2...