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Thanks daz

Fuck that remember the ones in the middle of town in the ground have to go down them stairs the piss got stronger with every step

I'd deffo tap that

Funny that because she wants to give birth in a pool and there is fuckin no way I'm. Getting there with all that gunk

Fuck using sandpaper on my soft hands

My mrs waters broke at 2.30 this morning was tempted to have a sniff

They any good mate ? Make the kitchen smell?

New Xbox I'm thinking , forgot about it and believe it's out already ?

Check you all la De da we eat with knifes and forks

I mean why do you always piss before you shit?

Smell your own houch not other people's like

Drink coffees all day day so yeah sugar puffs for me as well

Just start the nude thing , just let the neighbours see you starkers , like on your doorstep, and while peeking behind your net Really freak them out like , they will either move or you'll be arrested be a laugh I suppose

My mate was having some noise issues with neighbours so when he was going away for a couple of days he lay down the speakers put a mattress on top and put it on repeat with some shit song blasting

Fuckin Christmas CDs seen one advertised today Russell Watson , and here it begins Just waiting for that bastard Alfie bo

Cheeky little acc looking good and a pont finish Edit it's wank time !!!!! Edit again I'm joining the consortium. ...

Just everyone stick there vs up and shout Up yours, your rancid c**t and your not good at running a club either

With out reading it all oucho , is there a few taken in by it all then ?

With out reading it all oucho , is there a few taken in by it all then ? Hope he's not taking the piss then

Is that like a belieber h ?